HE’S ON HIS WAY

Posted By: Peter DavidPosted On:

Al Gore’s son, Al Gore III, was arrested for possession of pot. Last year he was arrested for driving under the influence.

All we can say is, Keep it up, AG III! If history is any barometer, this kind of behavior could be your road to the Presidency.

PAD

18 comments on “HE’S ON HIS WAY”

  3. Not really, PAD.

    I mean, following that barometer, AG III’s daddy would have had to be president first.

    Not to mention dodged the draft by serving in the guard, and we all know that Al Gore served with distinction in Vietnam.

  4. Well, if I came THIS close to living in the White House and was robbed out of it, I might say “to hëll with it” too…(tho this doesn’t quite explain the Bush daughters)

  5. Yes.

    All he needs to do is play the sax stoned as an employee (of either sex, we’re flexible on that) plays HIS saxophone, while driving under the influence – and he’ll be a political messiah, the one to finally reunite the 2 parties.

  7. If only Gore III starts dating his underlings at work, crash a few planes, gets into acting, fall down some stairs and flee from some rabbits, then he’d he be a shoe-in (“shoo-in”?) for president.

  9. What, the GOP isn’t asking for his head yet?

    But then, with a little more freedom, Bush’s daughters could be the Second Coming of the Hilton sisters… 🙂

  10. *shudders*

    Please, don’t defile this place by mentioning cheap whørëš, Craig. I’m a straight man in my 20s and those…”women”…make me want to vomit.

  12. **>>He’ll need to rape wanita broderic first.<<

    Show some proof. **

    It’s in the Constitution, right next to “must be over 36 years old”

  13. The second I read the title of this entry I knew you were going to do some typical Bush bashing… but even so, it did make me giggle some.

  15. The second I read the title of this entry I knew you were going to do some typical Bush bashing…

    Ah, come on…doncha think that sort of thing is pretty much a sign that says “Open Season” for political wags? Of all people, politicians SHOULD get that kind of treatment….

  16. I thought making fun of Bush’s daughters was a cheap shot, and I think making fun of Al Gore’s son is a cheap shot. As far as I know, none of those kids have any political aspirations, and should be treated as regular private citizens until they act otherwise.

    Now, if you want to make jokes about their parents, go right ahead…

  18. Robert — By that logic, my taunting of homeless orphans is out of line.

    (I’m kidding.I don’t taunt homeless orphans…just the adults)

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