WHAT SAURON’S BEEN UP TO

After watching “Return of the King” (more thoughts upon which I’ll write up tomorrow) I was suddenly hit with a realization.

Sauron is alive and well and is the secret mastermind behind CBS television.

You doubt me? You think that’s ridiculous? Ah, but consider:

The CBS symbol–A giant, unblinking eye, focused on the hearts and minds of America.

CBS Headquarters–a gigantic, ebony tower, oftentimes referred to as Black Rock.

The initials–CBS=Created By Sauron.

Both have major spokesmen with three syllable names ending with “man” (Saruman=Letterman)

Coincidence? I think not.

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