Day: December 19, 2003

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/hateflier.asp

I don’t understand anti-Semitism. Ninety percent of this country worships a dead Jew. You’d think there’d be more courtesy shown to the ones who are still alive.

PAD

On the first night of Chanukah, Kathleen and Caroline are down visiting with Kath’s folks in Atlanta…Ariel is with her mom this weekend…Shana and Gwen will be coming to visit, but not until Monday.

So it’s me and the cats.

Yes…that’s right. I’m all alone for the entire weekend. I can do anything. ANYTHING! I can go wild! I can…I can…sleep late! And…and work! Yes, work! Ahhh, but then, I can cruise around and pick up…presents! For the family, yes! Mwaaahahaha! I’m on fire now! And tomorrow night…tomorrow night’s the berserk night! Tomorrow night…I’LL GO BOWLING! AS LATE AS I WANT! Or, y’know, until they turn on those stupid disco lights, and then I’ll go home and work some more. And…and maybe stay up until midnight, at which point I’ll…I’ll watch a rerun of “West Wing!”

Yes, I’m out of control.

PAD

I think they should take all the people wandering the streets of New York City who mutter to themselves and have them wear hands-free cell phones on their heads so they look like they’re talking to someone and won’t be so disturbing.

PAD