I think there should be a superhero called the Flying F–k. I think that would be cool. The dialogue practically writes itself.
DAMSEL: You’ll never get away with this!
VILLAIN: Lady, I don’t give a flying f–k what you say…
FF: (bursts into room) Did someone mention me?
VILLAIN: F–K!
FF: That’s right.
Maybe he can have a partner. Holy S**t. So when they both burst in, the villain shouts, “Flying F–k! Holy S–t!”
Wow. Maybe I do have too much time on my hands.
PAD
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And where did he get educated as to the use of his powers? F–k U.
…and then there’s the Dreaded Nemesis, the criminal mastermind S–t-Fer-Brainz. And of course at some point The S–t goes ballistic! Let’s hope he doesn’t hit the fan…unless of course The Fan is another character – “The S–t is really hitting The Fan now!” Oh, and there really should be more than one Flying F–k – – not only would you have the usual mistaken-identity foof (f–f?) with some new wrinkles, but when Our Heroes(?) must beat a retreat (gotta be a pun in there somewhere) someone could say “Go – and take a Flying F–k!” Probably more s–t one could touch on – but I just washed my hands…
And who could forget these pre-Adam Sandler classics:
From Monty Python – as sung by Eric Idle “You can’t say or on the radio, because the words are too ucken strong.”
And a 30’s or 40’s novelty song, I once heard sung by a really old guy on tv who appearently wrote it…
[story anecdote appearently leading up to the word sh*t followed by the chorus] “Shaving Cream, better come clean, you’re world looks better when you use shaving cream.”
The melody for some of you fans out there is the same as “Gafiate- better don’t wait, get out of fandom before its too late.”
And a 30’s or 40’s novelty song, I once heard sung by a really old guy on tv who appearently wrote it…
[story anecdote appearently leading up to the word sh*t followed by the chorus] “Shaving Cream, better come clean, you’re world looks better when you use shaving cream.”
Ah yes. “Shaving Cream” as sung by Mr. Benny Bell, back in 1946. Sample lyric, from memory:
A baby fell out of a window
But he wasn’t hurt, not on bit
Because by a stroke of good fortune
He fell right in a big pile of sh–
–aaaaving cream,
See what I mean.
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
PAD
“That’s DOCTOR S–t-Fer-Brainz, if you please…”
I have it on Good Authority (i.e. I read it someplace or another) that there is a college team ( don’t know what sport, and it doesn’t matter a whit) that calls themselves the Nads. Yeah, apparently their cheerleaders like to get up in front of everyone and yell “Go Nads! Go Nads!” And I think we now have a winner in the “too much time on his hands” contest…
OK, last one, I promise! Could there be a kidnapping/rescue event in there somewhere? “I don’t give a Flying F–k! Not without Ransom!” So…who is Ransom? (Maybe the guy who invented Oldsmobile?) The mind boggles. And, I don’t know from their car, but if they have a Jet Aeroplane – well, there is only one possible name…”S–tFire!! Let’s get outta here!” Oh, and I loved the suggestion about The Cunning Stunt, only rather than her being an ally – what if she was instead one of The Flying F–k’s most persistent adversaries? Think about it…”Every time he goes up against her, things come out badly…” Poor guy has more problems than we knew… And, lest that become MY epitaph – I’m done.