Day: June 5, 2003

I think there should be a superhero called the Flying F–k. I think that would be cool. The dialogue practically writes itself.

DAMSEL: You’ll never get away with this!

VILLAIN: Lady, I don’t give a flying f–k what you say…

FF: (bursts into room) Did someone mention me?

VILLAIN: F–K!

FF: That’s right.

Maybe he can have a partner. Holy S**t. So when they both burst in, the villain shouts, “Flying F–k! Holy S–t!”

Wow. Maybe I do have too much time on my hands.

PAD

Did you lose a comic book?

A relatively valuable comic was left at my table, presumably by someone who was getting autographs. I kept waiting for the owner to return, but he or she never did.

I have it safe and sound with me and would be happy to send it back to the owner.

If you think this message might apply to you, write to me at padguy@aol.com and identify the comic book you’re missing. If it’s the one I have, I’ll get shipping info from you.

PAD