Movie review: Dumb and Dumber

digresssmlOriginally published February 17, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1109

I go to movies for any number of reasons—indeed, probably for the same reasons that you go.

Because it’s got someone in it I like.

Because the director or (in very rare instances) the writer is someone whose work I enjoy.

Because the subject matter is of interest.

Because the trailer looked good. (Here’s a general rule of thumb: If the trailer’s entertaining, you have a 50/50 shot at a good film. If the trailer’s lousy, you have almost zero chance of a worthwhile movie.)

Because it got good word of mouth.

Because someone I know is in it.

Because it’s there.

Because the kids wanted to see it.

Up until recently, that was pretty much all of them. But now I’ve got a brand new reason.

Social observation. Going to a film in order to watch, not the movie, but the audience reaction.

And it was because of the latter two reasons that I actually found myself at a local box office saying five words that I never thought I’d hear myself say:

“Two for Dumb and Dumber.”

Comic Wars, Part 3

digresssmlOriginally published February 10, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1108

Long ago, in a industry far, far away…

COMIC WARS

Chapter 6:

“Return of the Jepi”

…As the

Distributor

Alliance witnessed the

creation of the Death World and the

imminent collapse of the direct market, there

was—unbeknownst to anyone—something new waiting in the

wings. The Last of the Jepi Knights, young Loot Streetwalker, was

being trained by Jepi Master Coda in the ways of the Sales Force, not realizing

his imminent call to arms…                                                                                                                          .

Comic Wars, Part 2

digresssmlOriginally published February 3, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1107

Long ago, in an industry far, far away…

COMIC WARS

Chapter 5:

“The Empire Strikes Back Issues”

…On the run

from the machin-

ations of the Comic Empire

and its new weapon, The Death

World, the Distributor Alliance has been

Arguing in its secret base of Norleens over what

action it should take. In the midst of their debate with the

Rebel Retailers, members of the Alliance are alarmed to learn

that Comic Empire representative Marv Vader has arrived and will

show up at any moment…                                                               ..

Comic Wars, Part 1

digresssmlOriginally published January 27, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1106

Long ago, in an industry far, far away…

COMIC WARS

Chapter 4:

“A New Wrinkle”

…It was

a dark time

for the Distributor

Alliance. One of their own

had been seduced by The Dark

Side and sold his business to The Comic

Empire, giving them a new and devastating

weapon: The Death World. Once a small, unthreat-

ening distributor, The Death World had been transformed

overnight into a weapon of potentially unstoppable power, capable

of destroying an entire status quo with a few well-placed shots .    .    .    .

In a time already rife with uncertainty, The Distributor Alliance—in its

hidden base in Norleens—found itself gearing up for what could be the great,

final conflict…                                                                                                                                                      .

The Most Awards 1995

digresssmlOriginally published January 6, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1103

It’s that time again.

Continuing a long-standing tradition that’s been around ever since I first did it last year, BID herewith presents its list of Most Awards. Named after Donny Most, the Most Awards are a tribute to passing oddities, curious happenings, and passing fancies (all of which kind of describe Most’s brief claim to fame as Ralph Malph on Happy Days.)

Actually, of course, it’s an excuse to do a column about a variety of stuff which either bugs me or simply doesn’t fit in anywhere else. In any event: The 1995 Most Awards. May I push the envelope, please?