Stupid Instructions contest results, Part 1

digresssmlOriginally published April 14, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1117

Well, it’s that time. I know that all of you have been waiting with breathless anticipation. There’s been nothing else on your mind. But it is, finally, that time:

I’m ready to announce the results of the Stupid Instructions contest.

The Young Hero

digresssmlOriginally published April 7, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1116

The Young Hero had not visited his grandfather at the retirement home since Christmas 2031—nearly six months ago. He figured it was overdue. But he did so not out of a sense of joy, but rather of obligation. After all, the conversations always seemed to go exactly the same way every time. Still, someone should visit the old man, and it simply wouldn’t be right or proper to expect someone else to attend to it. Nope. It had to be him.

The Marvelution

digresssmlOriginally published March 31, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1115

Chik… Chik… Chik… the sound of dominoes starting to fall…

I gotta tell you, it was loads of fun coming back from a two day think-session/retreat with Marvel editors and fellow creators, plotting out ways to put major focus on the launch of the Marvel “Edge” line in July. This will be, after all, our one and only shot at a major PR blitz for the “Edge” titles (of which Incredible Hulk is one.)

So imagine my joy upon coming home and learning that the odds were snowball-in-hëll likelihood that anyone in the industry would think of July as anything other than the month that Marvel embarked on self-distribution. Editorial content? A distant second to the concern over getting the books into the stores in the first place.

But then, what else would one expect from a Marvelution, if not revolting developments?