“Being Stan Lee,” Part III

digresssmlOriginally published January 7, 2000, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1364

“Being Stan Lee”  (Conclusion)

Editor’s Disclaimer: The Gregor Samsa, Stan Lee, Bill Clinton, and anyone else portrayed herein are not the Gregor Samsa, Stan Lee, and Bill Clinton of Earth-Prime.

Gregor Samsa, having found himself within the head of Stan Lee, watched in amazement as Lee was face to face with a smiling Bill Clinton, leader of the free world.

“You got the desk, didn’t you,” said Lee. It wasn’t a question. Stan Lee removed his sunglasses, apparently as a gesture of respect.

Clinton chuckled. “And here I thought I’d hidden myself well enough with go-betweens. How’d you know I bought your desk at the eBay charity auction?”

“My spider-sense told me!” Lee said with a laugh. “That and the smug grin on your face, Bill.”