Body Dimorphism, part 1

digresssmlOriginally published November 19, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1357

“Ve gonna pump (whap!) you up!”

–Hans and Franz

 There are so many things in the world that females have had to lag behind males in achieving. Males had more privileges in voting, in job choice… you name it, and men have generally had the edge.

But there’s one thing that modern young ladies have had the edge on for quite some time, and that only in recent years are young guys starting to catch up. And that, kids, is body dimorphism.