To counter the slew of critical tell-alls about his administration, President George W. Bush is considering penning his own book upon leaving office. No word as to whether each copy will come packed with a set of crayons to color it in.
Thoughts as to a title? Warning: “Are you there, God, it’s me, George,” “See Ðìçk Run the Country,” and “Everybody Poops” have already been suggested.
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Why Is Always Everyone Correcting Me?
Look What Happens When I Say Nucular
How to Successfully Look Good At Failing…
…and my personal favorites.
Im Sofa King Wee Todd Did
Boy King the United States
“How I Won the War” – well, he’s been wrong about everything else.
“Running a Country is Just Like Running an Oil Company”
“Mission Accomplished”
“It was All Cheney’s Fault”
“What? Me Worry?”
“Eh, Anyone Could’ve Had a Bad 8 Years”
The Idiot’s Guide to Running the Country.
More appropriate:
The Idiot’s Guide to Ruining the Country
A few other ideas:
“What I would have done in my second 8 years”
“Dickie and Me: Life as a puppet for a major corporation”
“Proctecting the Family Jewels”
“Learning Lessons from Vietnam”
“Six of one, a dozen of an utter”
“Dad would be Proud”
“Be Glad it Was Me and Not My Brother”
“The Only President Not Elected Twice”
“A Few Thoughts on …? What Was I about to Say?”
I can’t put my response in writing because I have no desire to visit sunny Gitmo.
“Redacted”?
“How To Repeal the 22nd Amendment”?
“Martial Law And What It Means To You”?
Bush is going to write a book? I didn’t think he could write. The man can barely speak. If the book gets published it might be a sign of the world’s end.
Citizen George. Rosebud was the name his girlfriend picked for their baby, whose illegal abortion he refused to deny.
How about “F*** You, What are you Going to do About it?”
It’s direct and it mirrors the attitude W has had for the past eight years.
Hysteria says: How about “F*** You, What are you Going to do About it?”
It’s direct and it mirrors the attitude W has had for the past eight years.
I like it….Though probably not for the same reason as you ;>
I wonder who they will get to play him in the movie?
I’m the Decider
“The Bush Years, Vol. 2 (Of 3)”
“And still You Go Voting”
“The Pretzel Incident and Other Funny Stories”
To borrow a joke from the first season of SNL: “IF HE’S SO DUMB, HOW COME HE’S PRESIDENT?”
I hate George Bush with a passion, BUT I’LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BUY A COPY. Are you kidding me? I want to hear from him personally how he think he did.
If You Don’t Buy This Book, The Terrorists Win.
Did I Do Good, Dad?
The True Story of My Presidency, by Ðìçk Cheney, as told to George W. Bush.
“How to Succeed in the White House without really trying”
HARRY POTTER AND THE EXECUTIVE IN CHIEF
“It was All Clinton’s Fault.”
Subtitle: “I Killed Thousands and Spent Trillions in a Useless War, but Hey, at Least I didn’t Have a Bløwjøb.”
“Bush:The ghostwriter’s tale”
Nixon Was a Piker
How To Ruin A Country In 12 Easy Steps
The Cat In The Hat Runs The Country
The White House
(a coloring book)
Oh, wait, sorry, that a book *FOR* George, not *BY* George.
How about
“Lord of the Lies”
“War and Fleece”
“A Farewell to Rights”
“The Terrorist always Rings Twice”
or a nice picture puzzlebook similar to the old Where’s Waldo books…
“Where’s Osama”
oh the places we could go with this…
how about “My Pet Scapegoat”
Or “My Mourning Constitutional”
or
“Phillipinos are great chefs”
“28% like me, they really really like me”
“Curious George and the Disappearing Bill Of Rights”
“Watch This”
“Ekkinomikks tha Teksus Way”
How about “I, W”? At least he could spell it!
Don’t bet on it. You know he’d want it to be some fonetik spelling or other.
TWL
“I Punched You in the Face” (someone had to make a That’s My Bush! reference)
“I Never Knew Irag Wasn’t Afghanistan”
“Michael Moore Fought Me and I Won”
“9-11 Called Me”
“Springtime for Bush”
“Showing My Bush”
“Trouble is My Middle Name” (ref: children’s show George)