BUSH CONSIDERS WRITING HIS OWN BOOK

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To counter the slew of critical tell-alls about his administration, President George W. Bush is considering penning his own book upon leaving office. No word as to whether each copy will come packed with a set of crayons to color it in.
Thoughts as to a title? Warning: “Are you there, God, it’s me, George,” “See Ðìçk Run the Country,” and “Everybody Poops” have already been suggested.
PAD

80 comments on “BUSH CONSIDERS WRITING HIS OWN BOOK”

  1. “Are You There Cheney, It’s Me, George”
    “Presidentin’ is Hard!”
    “(Idiot sez) PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH”

  2. Corret title: “I’m sorry.”
    Actual title: “History will call me Awesome.”

  4. “Are you there George? It’s me God”
    or even
    “Are you there George? It’s us, the voices in your head”

  5. OK, I’m not a Bush supporter so saying this isn’t a stretch for me, but seriously would anyone rally care? Unlike Bill Clinton (and I didn’t read his book or Senator Clinton’s) President Bush is leaving the White House as one of the most unpopular president’s in decades. And really, what else could he say that the many turncoat members of his administration haven’t already said about him?

  10. Jimmy, it would be a best seller. The urge that makes people slow down on the highway to look at a wrecked car would compel hordes of people to buy this book.
    The Clinton’s books didn’t sell tons because people wanted to read about sound fiscal policy. They sold because people were hoping and praying to read some new tidbit about interns and blue dresses. Everyone loves a freak show.

  13. Veni, Vidi, Vecantbetrustednottoscrewitallup
    Nah, doesn’t fit on the spine.
    Hmm …
    Well, as a direct counterpoint to McClellan’s book, there’s always What Happened … Or So I’m Told.
    TWL

  14. And here I thought James Frey and Margaret Seltzer had killed the market for fraudulent memoirs…
    Perhaps I Know Why the Caged Bird Who Has Been Denied Legal Representation and Habeas Corpus Rights Sings?

  15. Considering that everything with this White House is either lost, classified or covered by executive privilidge, it’s going to be a mighty thin book.

  17. “Beating Around the Bush”? Or maybe bring back that ol’ favorite of his, with “The Little Goat that Could.”
    “The Audacity of Nope?”
    “Mission Accomplished: the Utter Destruction of the Number One Country in the World Without Really Trying”
    At least we know his presidential library will amount to one shelf of children’s books, and TV Guide.

  20. How about My Presnetcy… My Prentasy… My Priss… ah demmit My 8 yesrs.
    Or My House is White

  21. How about My Presnetcy… My Prentasy… My Priss… ah demmit My 8 yesrs.
    Or My House is White

  22. How about My Presnetcy… My Prentasy… My Priss… ah demmit My 8 yesrs.
    Or My House is White

  30. Posted by Tim Lynch at June 21, 2008 02:05 PM
    Veni, Vidi, Vecantbetrustednottoscrewitallup
    Nah, doesn’t fit on the spine.
    ———————-
    A book written by bush wouldn’t be thick enough to have a spine, but it might have some pictures of goats.

  31. Presidentin’ For Dummies
    Misunderestimated: The Incompetence of GWB
    XXXXXXX (A big black bar because even the title is censored – inspired by Michael Brunner)
    The way they’ll get people to buy it? Six months after you give the bookstore your money, they send you a $6 check to stimulate the purchase of books.
    Eric

  32. Ah, another “Wait, Wait…” fan, I see.
    Personally, I’ve been waiting for George W. Bush’s book for years. I so wish to know what was going through that man’s mind when he did… well, everything he’s done.

  33. “If I did it: Confession of the Traitor” By G. W. Bush with a foreword by O.J. Simpson

  37. What sucks is that this a$$h*le will get millions of dollars to write this book after he and his family have robbed this country blind !

  38. George W. Bush: The Unauthorized Autobiography
    Curious George Screws The Pooch
    Here We Go Round The Mayberry Bush
    George’s Secret Key to the Universe

  39. I think the Presdient has been mispoke here (big surprise!). What he meant to say is he plans to read a book.

  40. Given that Tony Blair is reported to have made some $20,000,000 since leaving office 7 months ago, I’m afraid I have a slight humour deficit at the prospect of your guy cashing in to an even greater extent regardless of what his book is called.
    Maybe “And You Think I’m Dumb? You Voted Me In, Twice!”
    Cheers.

  41. If he ACTUALLY writes it: “My Prsednt Pitchur albem”.
    If he only puts an X at the end and the book is the usual spin: “A Patriot’s Journey” or some crap like that.
    If he only puts an X at the end and the book is honest about everything: “Taking The Front: A party’s successful coup d’etat and the frontman who distracted from it”

  43. “Hang the Chads! Full Speed Ahead!”
    “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About George but Were Afraid to Ask”
    “… But I Play One on TV”
    “There’s a Terrorist Under My Bed!”
    “Just Kiddin'”

  44. Don’t know about the title, but it starts like this:
    I’m looking behind us now. . .
    across the count of time. . .
    down the long haul,
    into history back
    I sees the end what were the start.
    It’s Pox-Eclipse, full of pain
    And out of it were birthed
    crackling dust and fearsome time.
    It were full-on winter. . . .and Mr. Dead chasing them all.

  45. Betcha Didn’t Know I could Write
    Even Morons learn from Their Mistakes… So what does that make me?
    25% of the Country can’t be Wrong!
    My Testimony Before the World Court

  47. To the news about him writing a book I say: “Oy. Just oy.”
    Possible titles? Um….
    “Now Watch This Drive”
    “How My Awesome Leadering Kept 9/11 from Happening For Eight Whole Months”
    “My Self-Serving Attempt to Make You All Love Me, Even Though I Don’t Care About Polls or Public Opinion As I’ve Said Lots of Times.”

  48. Great, Ed. Mad George Beyond Thunderdome.
    Actually, now I’ve got a mental image of the train barreling down the train track, and Max clinging to the side while shouting to Pigkiller, “So what’s the plan?!” And Pigkiller cackles and says, “Plan? There ain’t no plan!” That one scene pretty much summarizes the entire Iraqi war: High speed, hurtling toward an unknown destination, armies trying to kill us, and with no frickin’ plan.
    PAD

  49. I’m amazed nobody suggested “My Struggle”
    No, that the book you write before you move into control of Government after losing the popular vote, start a war a aggression, demonize a class of people as the cause of all problems in the country, destroy the reputation of the country for decades to come, and cripple the workings of the country’s constitutional framework.
    If GWB were going to write that book, it should have been after his failed run for Congress.

  50. p.s. I agree that “Curious George” is great for evoking the image of GWB as a bumbling chimp, but “Curious” is not a word that should ever be associated with him. I suggest modifying all such entries to “Incurious George.” Same evocative power and accurate to boot.

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