BUSH CONSIDERS WRITING HIS OWN BOOK

To counter the slew of critical tell-alls about his administration, President George W. Bush is considering penning his own book upon leaving office. No word as to whether each copy will come packed with a set of crayons to color it in.
Thoughts as to a title? Warning: “Are you there, God, it’s me, George,” “See Ðìçk Run the Country,” and “Everybody Poops” have already been suggested.
PAD