TIT FOR TAT

Just when I think the world can’t get any screwier, I can’t help but notice that the markings on Mike Tyson’s face uncomfortably remind me of the tattoos on serial killer Karl Coven from “Captain Marvel.” Now I don’t know how long Tyson’s had those markings, nor do I know if Ivan was aware of them, but they sure are evocative of Coven. All he needs is a tattoo displaying his brain. Then again, maybe Tyson doesn’t want a tattoo on his buttocks.

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