RANDOM THOUGHT ABOUT “ANGEL”

Y’know, I was thinking about Jasmine’s true name, and something occurred to me.

She’s incredibly, incredibly ancient. She’s female (at least in aspect). She cavorts with demons and is worshipped by them. She’s apparently some sort of succubus, draining the life from people.

Wouldn’t it be interesting if her true name was “Lilith?”

I’m probably wrong. I usually am about these things. The last time I was right about anything was back in September when I figured it was the First, and since then I’ve missed on everything. Guess we’ll find out tonight.

Hey, if nothing else, if it does turn out to be Lilith, then people can accuse me of ripping off Joss Whedon again a year ago when Lilith was the villainess in “Supergirl.”

PAD

ALIAS MEETS LOST HORIZON

So I’m watching “Alias” last night and there’s Sloan trudging up snowy mountains…and there, in the distance, appears to be Shangri La right out of “Lost Horizon.” And I said, “Well, SOMEone has been reading the work of Joseph Conrad.”

Moments later Sloan heads into the monastery looking for someone who turns out to be played by David Carradine. The name of the Carradine character?

Conrad.

Love it.

By the way, am I the only person who thinks the season ender is going to be the revelation that, six centuries later, Rimbaldi is still alive? I mean, *how* many times have they mentioned he was obsessed with immortality?

PAD

SPYBOY 13.1

One of the more frequently asked questions I’ve gotten in recent years is, “Whatever happened to Spyboy #13?” since the series jumped from 12 to 14. The answer has shipped its first third as Spyboy 13.1, the MANGA Affair, hit the stores last week.

Anyone read it? What’d’ja think?

PAD

“Bye Bye Buffy!”

In case anyone was wondering what I was doing posting on the board at all hours, it was because I was taking breaks from finishing a sketch I was writing for this year’s Shore Leave convention in Maryland (www.shore-leave.com). It’s the 25th year for this fan-run Star Trek/media con, and when I found out they needed someone to write their Sunday afternoon showcase sketch (performed by the extremely formidable troupe Cheap Treks) I volunteered.

Mostly the reason I couldn’t pass it up was because I saw ripe parody material from the previous year’s convention when James Marsters showed up, and the startled convention found itself overrun with shrieking female teenage “Spike” worshipers. It was Elvis level. This in turn made me think of “Bye Bye Birdie” where a town is turned upside down with the arrival of an Elvis-like rockstar. And when it was announced that this season would be the last for “Buffy,” “Bye Bye Buffy” seemed a natural. So the sketch is, in essence, the story of a convention run amuck with teenyboppers because Spike is coming. And matters become complicated when Captain Bill (a thinly disguised Bill Shatner), jealous that James Marsters has become the new bare-and-smooth chested sex symbol, plans a Phantom of the Opera-like revenge. Following is a selection from a typical song, set to the tune “Kids,” sung by Bill…

BILL

Fans!

Yes, they’ve helped to keep my career alive.

Fans!

But they all still hate me for “Star Trek Five”

Fans! How they used to love me, worship where I walked.

Each convention, need I mention yeomen

Would keep my Captain’s log warm

Fans! All they think about are the latest stars

Fans! It’s like I’m from Venus and they’re from Mars!

BILL & CONVENTION CHAIRMAN

Why can’t they be like we/You were

Trekkies in every way.

What’s the matter with fans today?!

If you live in the area of the convention, would like to be in the show, and can sing, let me know and I’ll pass your c.v. to the show’s director.

PAD

RIGHTS

I was going to do this simply as a response in the previous thread, but I’ve seen it enough times that I’m responding to it separately here, in re boycotts:

As far as I’m concerned, it still comes down to a person’s right on where they spend their money. Nothing more, nothing less.

Gordon Bennett, no, it doesn’t. Why in the WORLD do people keep bringing it around to people’s “rights?” Show me one posting, in the history of this board–in the history of my giving public opinions–where I have *ever* said people didn’t have the “right” to spend their money elsewhere?

It’s a sidetrack, people. It’s a dodge, a shuck and jive. “Peter, you’re saying we don’t have the right to–” NO, I AM NOT SAYING THAT. For that matter, I don’t find anyone else offhand who has said that. So if anyone else wants to respond with “people have the right to boycott,” save it. It’s a NON-ISSUE, and I am sick of it. It seems self-evident to me, but I will now spell it out for the folks in the cheap seats: When I say something is “wrong,” that does not automatically equate with saying that people don’t have the “right to do it.” And if you don’t believe me, then next time you go to a job interview, fart loudly and repeatedly, and if the interviewer makes a face, point out you have the right to fart. And enjoy unemployment.

It’s the same muddy-headed thinking that declares if one is against going to war, one is in favor of bloody dictators. Or the time that I pointed out to John Byrne that his changing a private security guard to a police officer in his Spidey reboot was wrongheaded because a NYC police officer would never shout to a private citizen that he should have tackled an armed robber…whereupon John responded that I was supporting the idea of people standing aside and doing nothing while a NYC police officer was beaten to death. If that makes no sense to you, then you begin to comprehend just how bewildered I am every time I see another “but people have the right to boycott” wheeze.

I’m talking about pure, simple, appropriate, proportional response: If you disagree with someone, say it with words, because saying it with punitive, retaliatory measures proves nothing except that you are petty and intolerant.

Furthermore, boycotts are unimaginative. They got no style. If you’re going to do a boycott, do it with some flair. For instance: All those people who sit there contentedly and say, “I’m boycotting Dominos Pizza because the owner gives money to Project Rescue,” all right. Fine. Just for laughs: I wonder how many people then say, “And I’m taking all the money I would have spent on Dominos and making contributions to Planned Parenthood in the name of the Dominos Pizza owner.” Now wouldn’t that be a kick. Planned Parenthood getting thousands of dollars a week in unspent pizza money, all in the name of that guy. Doesn’t make boycotts right. But it makes it less wrong.

PAD

BRUUUUUCE

Since this was a topic of discussion on this board some time back–and I was particularly fascinated by those who somehow felt that boycotts and bannings were something the Dixie Chicks should have “expected” by stating their opinions regarding the war–I bring to your collective attention the following. Oh, and the Dixie Chicks are currently in fear for their lives, having received death threats for stating their opinions. How patriotic. Maybe that’s what spurred the attached:

The Dixie Chicks have taken a big hit lately for exercising their basic right to express themselves. To me, they’re terrific American artists expressing American values by using their American right to free speech. For them to be banished wholesale from radio stations, and even entire radio networks, for speaking out is un-American.

The pressure coming from the government and big business to enforce conformity of thought concerning the war and politics goes against everything that this country is about – namely freedom. Right now, we are supposedly fighting to create freedom in Iraq, at the same time that some are trying to intimidate and punish people for using that same freedom here at home.

I don’t know what happens next, but I do want to add my voice to those who think that the Dixie Chicks are getting a raw deal, and an un-American one to boot. I send them my support.

Bruce Springsteen

As for me, I’m going out and not only buying the latest Dixie Chicks album, but the latest Springsteen. Which is interesting considering I’ve never purchased albums from either…