Thrill to Emma Peel beating the living šhìŧ out of Simon Cowell.
Come on. You know you’d pay to see that.
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26 comments on “From the people who gave you “The Avengers vs the X-Men” comes “The Avengers vs. X-Factor!””
Quite honestly, I’d be happy to see anybody beating the living šhìŧ out of Simon Cowell. Anything after that would be a bonus.
Emma Frost. Emma Bovary. Anyone.
Pretty bloodthirsty, what did Mr. Cowell do to you other than be more successful
Nothing in particular. It makes me wonder what I did to you to prompt such a snarky comment to what was clearly just a joke.
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PAD
I think he was responding to Joe’s comment, actually.
Your mind must be a strange place to live in. Funny as hëll, but strange.
I think he could take her. Because he’s awesome that way.
Well, that and she’s 73.
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PAD
But a still hot 73.
… Yes, yes I would.
You have no idea how much I would pay to see that.
But as a question is X-Factor really going to have a mini-series tying into this event or are they just ingoring it ?
I may have mention made of it, but no, we won’t be tying into it.
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PAD
Just to get it all out of the way early:
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Woohoo! Crossovers just weigh X-Factor down. You’re the best!
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Boo! Nothing in X-Factor feels like it matters because it doesn’t tie into anything. You’re the worst!
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled Peel vs Cowell, already in progress.
I won’t lie to you, Mr. David – this is another instance of “you’ve got your chocolate in my peanut butter.” Better than candy.
You should totally do an X-Factor vs Great Lakes Avengers tie-in.
No but really: Will X-Factor participate in the crossover?
Chances are if someone pays money to see that, Cowell would get most of it.
Have ringside commentary provided courtesy of John Steed
Dude, for this I completely and utterly forgive and absolve you of any sin or annoyance over the whole scans_daily thing. You are now my number 4 comic writer after Ellis, Hickman and Fraction.
I’d rather see Emma Frost wrestling Nicole Scherzinger. In a wrestling ring, in mud, in Jell-O — it’s all good in the hood. And you *know* lots of folks would pay to see *that.*
Hmm, I may have just written the next superhero pørņ movie.
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Is it at all a sign that I’m getting old that I had no idea who in the hëll Nicole Scherzinger and, after looking up a video on YouTube, cared even less?
Get John Steed to do a ringside commentary
It took me a moment to see what you did just there. XD
Wildcat
Simon Cowell might be able to take a 73-year old Dame Diana Rigg, but I’d be a 73-year old Emma Peel could still kick his @$$…and look good in a leather catsuit while doing it!
I agree. Emma Peel would’ve kept herself hard and limber over the years. Plus, Simon Cowell’s only weapon is his voice, which, while formidable, could be taken out with a quick kick to the jaw.
(This reminds me of the long-defunct, but still viewable website Grudge Match. Google it, it’s fun.)
As someone who doesn’t watch t.v. (and only knows about Simon Cowel’s X-Factor because of Yahoo searches for Jamie Madrox’s X-Factor) I am utterly confused.
Is the t.v. show here in the U.S. now?
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Quite honestly, I’d be happy to see anybody beating the living šhìŧ out of Simon Cowell. Anything after that would be a bonus.
Emma Frost. Emma Bovary. Anyone.
Pretty bloodthirsty, what did Mr. Cowell do to you other than be more successful
Nothing in particular. It makes me wonder what I did to you to prompt such a snarky comment to what was clearly just a joke.
.
PAD
I think he was responding to Joe’s comment, actually.
Your mind must be a strange place to live in. Funny as hëll, but strange.
I think he could take her. Because he’s awesome that way.
Well, that and she’s 73.
.
PAD
But a still hot 73.
… Yes, yes I would.
You have no idea how much I would pay to see that.
But as a question is X-Factor really going to have a mini-series tying into this event or are they just ingoring it ?
I may have mention made of it, but no, we won’t be tying into it.
.
PAD
Just to get it all out of the way early:
.
Woohoo! Crossovers just weigh X-Factor down. You’re the best!
.
Boo! Nothing in X-Factor feels like it matters because it doesn’t tie into anything. You’re the worst!
.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Peel vs Cowell, already in progress.
I won’t lie to you, Mr. David – this is another instance of “you’ve got your chocolate in my peanut butter.” Better than candy.
You should totally do an X-Factor vs Great Lakes Avengers tie-in.
No but really: Will X-Factor participate in the crossover?
Chances are if someone pays money to see that, Cowell would get most of it.
Have ringside commentary provided courtesy of John Steed
Dude, for this I completely and utterly forgive and absolve you of any sin or annoyance over the whole scans_daily thing. You are now my number 4 comic writer after Ellis, Hickman and Fraction.
I’d rather see Emma Frost wrestling Nicole Scherzinger. In a wrestling ring, in mud, in Jell-O — it’s all good in the hood. And you *know* lots of folks would pay to see *that.*
Hmm, I may have just written the next superhero pørņ movie.
.
Is it at all a sign that I’m getting old that I had no idea who in the hëll Nicole Scherzinger and, after looking up a video on YouTube, cared even less?
Get John Steed to do a ringside commentary
It took me a moment to see what you did just there. XD
Wildcat
Simon Cowell might be able to take a 73-year old Dame Diana Rigg, but I’d be a 73-year old Emma Peel could still kick his @$$…and look good in a leather catsuit while doing it!
I agree. Emma Peel would’ve kept herself hard and limber over the years. Plus, Simon Cowell’s only weapon is his voice, which, while formidable, could be taken out with a quick kick to the jaw.
(This reminds me of the long-defunct, but still viewable website Grudge Match. Google it, it’s fun.)
As someone who doesn’t watch t.v. (and only knows about Simon Cowel’s X-Factor because of Yahoo searches for Jamie Madrox’s X-Factor) I am utterly confused.
Is the t.v. show here in the U.S. now?