Why telephone solicitors hate me

An actual conversation I just had with an outfit that regularly calls Kathleen (during dinner time, of course) looking to have her donate money:

CALLER: Is Kathleen David there?

ME: No, she’s not.

CALLER: When would be a better time to reach her?

ME: When she’s here.

(Confused silence. Then…)

CALLER: Thank you.

ME: No problem.

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