10) Laugh real loud so everyone will think I’m classy enough to be saying something funny right now so they won’t know I’m dying inside.
9) So tell me: Does the carpeting match the drapes?
8) I gotta pee.
7) My broker is E.F. Hutton, and E.F. Hutton says…
6) There is another Skywalker.
5) So how’s Saddam?
4) They’re real…and they’re spectacular.
3) Your fly’s unzipped.
2) Would you tell your friends in the producer’s guild to settle with the writers already?
1) Happy New Year.
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