Instead of putting her in jail or under house arrest, they should make it so that anytime she wants to drive someplace, she has to carpool with Robert Blake and O.J. Simpson.
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Instead of putting her in jail or under house arrest, they should make it so that anytime she wants to drive someplace, she has to carpool with Robert Blake and O.J. Simpson.
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*twitch*
Don’t worry, Rex, Jerry, we at Scullion Video Editing, Screenplay Writing, and Biohazard Labs have discovered a cure after a long research. It’s difficult, but we call it the TETTFO.
Yep.
It’s the Turn Entertainment Tonight The F$#@ Off Process.
Yes, I know the addiction is grave and the withdrawal can be brutal, but you’ll feel much better about yourself in the long run. And, you’ll find you have time for more important things. Like, say, changing diapers, finishing comic books(come on, sales can’t take up THAT much time) and…and…doing whatever the heck it is that Rex does. Only by ignoring people who are unimpressive except for the fact that they share genetics with hotels can we all move on to live more productive lives.
And somewhere, Michelle Phillips is scratching the back of her head and thinking, “Why the hëll are my ears ringing?”
Wait, people CAN’T share genetics with hotels? Eeeesh, no wonder we didn’t get that grant.
Problem is, it’s a lot harder to avoid “news” about Hilton and her ilk when supposedly legitimate news sources give them as much (if not more) time as real news. Just goes to show why more and more people are getting their news from the Daily Show. At least it has no pretentions about what it is.
Also, if anyone really wants to know where a lot of my time goes any more, they need only follow the link. 😉
-Rex Hondo-
“I mean, it’s obvious to this outsider that having your probation revoked for driving without a license in a reckless driving case is akin to getting away with murder!”
Remember those words the next time you or a loved one is run into and injured/killed by one of these drivers.
“Remember those words the next time you or a loved one is run into and injured/killed by one of these drivers.”
I was in sixth grade. One of my best friends was a kid named John, who lived with his sister, Ann, in the house behind us. One day school was over and I was heading to a convenience store that was situated on a street behind the school to see if they had new comic books.
I went up the dirt path that ran from the athletic field to the street level and heard, before I got there, all manner of commotion. When I got to the sidewalk, emergency vehicles were just arriving. People were clustered on the opposite sidewalk, several of them borderline hysterical.
It’s one of those mental snapshot moments where your brain just clicks a picture and you can see it as vividly decades later as you could at that moment. John was covered with blood and lodged under a parked car. He had been crossing the street , a car had blown through the red light, hit him broadside, and send him flying so that he wound up under another car.
It should not be surprising to state that at that age, I had never seen a dead body. But I knew without question that I was seeing one right then and there.
I never learned the details of who hit him. Whether the person hit and ran; whether he was DUI, whether his license was revoked. I suppose at that age such details are irrelevant.
All I knew was that a friend was gone, and that I was looking at his bloodied remains.
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It’s the Turn Entertainment Tonight The F$#@ Off Process.
Are you kidding? I haven’t watched ET in years and I still can’t escape it. This thing is taking over everything.
MSNBC has been almost wall to wall Paris. I turned on CNN just in time for them to start a breaking news bit on Pace leaving only to stop that midway through to cut to breaking Paris news. I couldn’t channel surf over to Fox News so much as one time without hitting Paris coverage.
I turned on the net to get away from it and there’s a BBC News alert in my inbox on Paris and her picture is all over the MSN homepage.
Finally I go outside to do some work on the yard and drag my radio along with. My fave FM station is giving Paris updates in between hard rock songs.
My XM saved my life (or at least kept me from having to turn everything off) with a burst off news free music on channels 41 & 42. And the Jack Benny came on 164. Life became good again.
Death to Paris news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Just goes to show why more and more people are getting their news from the Daily Show. At least it has no pretentions about what it is.”
Here’s the sad part about that.
A few years ago a university did a study of nightly news shows. They wanted to measure how much actual news each one had. So they came up with guidelines about what was new information (as opposed to just repeating what had been said earlier in the show or was common knowledge) and what was fluff.
The original study was done before the Daily Show was around, but they did a new study recently that included them.
The Daily Show had the same amount of actual news in it as most nightly news programs.
For instance, a friend in Japan asked me to tape the original SIMPLE LIFE for him. He’d then show clips from the episodes to his students as an example of how far down American society had fallen.
Oh yeah, like we’re gonna take that from the folks who gave us Gimme Gimme Octopus as well as game shows where fat men are hit by live eels. Google “crazy Japanese tv shows” sometime and enter a whole new world of strange.
Bill – Sure, but they don’t take it half as seriously, nor do the people involved generally gain anywhere near the notoriety that Hilton and the other one have.
Actually, by setting such a ridiculously low limit as .08, Califorina makes it hard to take their definition of drunk driving very seriously.
Tell that the federal government. California was one of the first states to adopt .08, but it’s now federally mendated in all 50 states.
I try not to think about Paris Hilton, but when I do, I keep wondering if there are aren’t starving kids in Sri Lanka would be more deserving of the oxygen she’s consuming.
Why are supposed to care about everything this spoiled little brat does? Let her rot in prison and permanently revoke her driver’s license.
BTW, I heard on the radio last night that the reason she was let out after three days was because she was feeling depressed in jail. Gee, imagine that, jail isn’t fun. Who would’ve thought? Apparently, she wasn’t eating or sleeping. So really, it was like her normal life minus the cheap sex and blow.
Hmmm. The latest story making the rounds is that she was not eating or drinking because she was afraid that some guard would snap a photo of her with a camera phone while she is sitting on the toilet. She was concerned that such a photo would then be posted on the internet.
She was concerned that such a photo would then be posted on the internet.
This coming from a two-bit whørë who’s only famous because of a sex video.
Oh, the irony.
More like “oh, the @#$%ing humanity”.
By the way, Peter’s comments are praised in this week’s ALL THE RAGE.