MY “LAST THOUGHTS”

Guys…I decided to just add these late night codas to the blog because I thought it would be funny. Like these bizarre words of wisdom you used to see on some stations before they signed off. And the reason I don’t allow replies is because I was afraid that you folks would either analyze them to pieces or try to show how clever you are by one-upping them, thereby sucking what humor there was out of them until there was nothing left.

So instead you’re either doing it on other threads or deluging me with e-mail about them.

They’re random silly thoughts. Read them, ponder them, stick them in as sig. lines, but leave it at that, would’ja, please?

PAD

PS–THAT INCLUDES THE #*@* WEBMASTER!!

PETER’S LAST THOUGHT FOR THE NIGHT

Before some man put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the ram in the rama lama ding dong, the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, and the dip in the dip da dip da dip, was it only bah bah, a lama ding dong, shoo shoo, and da da? If so, what exactly inspired him? And was it possibly the same individual who wrote the book of love, let the dogs out, got some gangsta šhìŧ, and was in my room last night?

PAD

[Webmaster’s note: Well, he had to do something after he retired from playing first base all these years… I mean, what was he supposed to do, get an accredited doctorate?]