“hmmm, and you wonder why I thought it was from Peter.
Nice job sticking up for him.
Novafan”
????????
~Brad
And who could forget this peerless, if paraphrased, exchange ?
SCENE INTRO
Meanwhile, in Commissioner Gordon’s office…
– What could four such evil vbeings be gathered together for ?
– Holy Coup d’etat – perhaps they mean to rule the city ?
– any one of them would aim at that, Robin – but four I fear would play for far higher stakes.
– Begorrah ! D’ye mean they intend to seize the state, Batman ?
– any two would do so, Chief O’Hara
– Great Scot !!! You don’t mean they plan to rule the country, Caped Crusader ?
– Any three and I would agree, Commissioner. No. Gentlemen. I fear we underestimate the depth of villiany with which we are faced. Four such evil miscreants can be aiming at nothing less than. Total ! World !! Domination !!!
hilarious!!!
Luigi,
The reason I said “even though” was because I just wanted to point out I have a sense of humor, which seems to be lacking in some, as evidenced by some of the posts.
And Condi IS pretty dámņ attractive, I must say:)
Posted by: filkertom at June 15, 2004 02:08 PM
“That is frickin’ brilliant. I nominate Tom Daschle for Commissioner Gordon, Ted Kennedy for Chief O’Hara, of course John Kerry for Batman, and John Edwards for Robin (I prefer Wesley Clark, but I’d rather not see his knees if it can at all be helped).”
Considering Theresa Kerry is the one paying for Stately Kerry Manor, as well as the Kerrymobile, wouldn’t she get to be Batman?(which I guess makes John Kerry Aunt Harriet, which is a frightening image)
BJM — Didja hear about this exchange on CBS News this morning (Wednesday), from a profile of Teresa Heinz Kerry (I cribbed this from commenter Amanda at Atrios):
Reporter: You don’t hear very many 65-year-old women say they’re sexy.
THK: (pauses, maintains polite smile) How many have you asked?
But please don’t make me think of John Kerry in a flower-patterned house dress. Brrr.
Posted by Glenn Hauman at June 16, 2004 01:47 AM
For the record– I’m a Republican. Have been since I could first register to vote.
You know Glen, interestingly enough, I’m registered as a Democrat, although I haven’t voted that way since Clinton’s first term.
I’m just to lazy to changed the party affiliation and they just sent me a new card too.
I guess they really HAVE succeeded in their plot to take over the world!
Those… twisted… evil… fiends!
Back at the Batcave
– Let’s see – he’s robbed Joe’s Jolly Jape Shop, Olivers Original Origami Shop, Kevin’s Kool Klubber’s Shop, Eveleyn’s Empire of Ermine – I’d suspect he’s trying to spell something out, boy wonder…
Except that he then went on to heist Zebedees Zirconium Zhop, Terrys Tank and Truck Store and Percy’s Palace of Pørņ.
– Holy dyslexia, Batman !!! Where will he strike next ?
– Who knows ? Or ! Dares !! To!!! Dream !!!
But later, at Xaviers Xylophone Xop ( yeah, I know I’m reaching – but you try coming up with a third word beginning with X that makes sense )
– Don’t move, Joker – or, as you would have it, Jokeztpx ( hmm, maybe if I make him say it backwards…)
– Cursoids – the dynamic duopoly !!! Stand back, caped crusader or be destroyminated by my cunningly concealified lazer weapon type thingy.
– You can’t get away, you foul fiend.
– On the contrarymo, Batman, if you attempt to preventalise me from escapologising I shall give my henchmen instructions to kill Michael Moore !!! And don’t think I won’t, by golly…I’m so riled I could just press this buttonoid and abracadabralocious, more tax cuts for the rich !!!
– Holy bribery – you wouldn’t dare !!! Quickly, Batman – do something !!!
– Let’s not be hasty here, Di- er, Robin -How much of a tax cut for the rich are we talking here, Joker ?
– Well, I’m not saying that I haven’t budgeted, I know I have a budget because it’s got numbers in it.
– Hmmmm…makes enough sense to get you elected.
– Don’t you mean re-elected Batman ?
– Nope
Holy villainy!
Check out this photoshopped rogues gallery….
(which I guess makes John Kerry Aunt Harriet, which is a frightening image)
Or Alfred. Given how often Kerry gets compared to another TV butler from that era, Alfred’s perhaps not much of a stretch.
TWL
“From a mailing list Peter and I are on…”
hmmm, and you wonder why I thought it was from Peter.
Such A Parcel Of Rogues In A Nation
By Robert Burns, 1791
“Parcel o’Rogues refers to the Act of Union in 1707, when Scotland finally gave up her independence and submitted to England – sold out by her own nobles, despite protests and riots in the streets of Glasgow and Edinburgh.. This was the “parcel o’rogues” to which Burns referred – using the words of a grizzled old Scottish patriot. To me, however, the song is not about defeat – it ends on a defiant note: “But pith an’ power, ’til my last hour, I’ll mak’ this declaration. We are bought and sold for English gold – such a parcel o’rogues in a nation!” The Scottish government may have submitted – the Scots…never!”
Nancy Pelosi for Batgirl. Easily.
The original “unaltered” photo IS from the 1967 Batman movie, so that gizmo in the Joker’s hands is the dehydralator.
If you don’t remember, go and see the movie again. I think we could all use a good laugh right now.
>
Get your mind out of the gutter! ^_^
Micko was asking if he could be Batman, so I was putting my claim in on [being] Robin before someone else did…
Ðámņ. Lets try that again.
Levi C: “Oh the set-up, the pictures and alan saying he has dibs on Robin I can’t comment, maybe later. ROTFLMAO. Oh i gotta forward this to my co-workers. If I’m gonna go at least I’ll go with a smile.”
Get your mind out of the gutter! ^_^
Micko was asking if he could be Batman, so I was putting my claim in on [being] Robin before someone else did…
Glen? If you get the chance, could you delete the previous post? Thank you.
“- Don’t move, Joker – or, as you would have it, Jokeztpx ( hmm, maybe if I make him say it backwards…)”
*dies laughing* Somebody ztp him…
Nancy Pelosi as “Batgirl”. Hmmmm….Maybe. But who would be Aunt Harriet?
A few bad apples
(Via these guys.)…
To the Batpoles, Robin!
Since I’ve been in a comic-booky mood for the past few days already, I give you this bit of Photoshop wizardry I stumbled across at PeterDavid.net yesterday…
That’s “Doctor” Sex Kitten
…
rogue’s gallery
Rogues’ gallery….
Hey, where’d the picture go? Was it taken down? I’ve reloaded the page, and still nothing comes up. Bummer.
What’s all the debate about who is Batman?
IT”S KERRY.
Who else matches Bruce Wayne’s grim, lanky, fighting rich boy demeanor?
“hmmm, and you wonder why I thought it was from Peter.
Nice job sticking up for him.
Novafan”
????????
~Brad
And who could forget this peerless, if paraphrased, exchange ?
SCENE INTRO
Meanwhile, in Commissioner Gordon’s office…
– What could four such evil vbeings be gathered together for ?
– Holy Coup d’etat – perhaps they mean to rule the city ?
– any one of them would aim at that, Robin – but four I fear would play for far higher stakes.
– Begorrah ! D’ye mean they intend to seize the state, Batman ?
– any two would do so, Chief O’Hara
– Great Scot !!! You don’t mean they plan to rule the country, Caped Crusader ?
– Any three and I would agree, Commissioner. No. Gentlemen. I fear we underestimate the depth of villiany with which we are faced. Four such evil miscreants can be aiming at nothing less than. Total ! World !! Domination !!!
hilarious!!!
Luigi,
The reason I said “even though” was because I just wanted to point out I have a sense of humor, which seems to be lacking in some, as evidenced by some of the posts.
And Condi IS pretty dámņ attractive, I must say:)
Posted by: filkertom at June 15, 2004 02:08 PM
“That is frickin’ brilliant. I nominate Tom Daschle for Commissioner Gordon, Ted Kennedy for Chief O’Hara, of course John Kerry for Batman, and John Edwards for Robin (I prefer Wesley Clark, but I’d rather not see his knees if it can at all be helped).”
Considering Theresa Kerry is the one paying for Stately Kerry Manor, as well as the Kerrymobile, wouldn’t she get to be Batman?(which I guess makes John Kerry Aunt Harriet, which is a frightening image)
BJM — Didja hear about this exchange on CBS News this morning (Wednesday), from a profile of Teresa Heinz Kerry (I cribbed this from commenter Amanda at Atrios):
Reporter: You don’t hear very many 65-year-old women say they’re sexy.
THK: (pauses, maintains polite smile) How many have you asked?
But please don’t make me think of John Kerry in a flower-patterned house dress. Brrr.
Posted by Glenn Hauman at June 16, 2004 01:47 AM
For the record– I’m a Republican. Have been since I could first register to vote.
You know Glen, interestingly enough, I’m registered as a Democrat, although I haven’t voted that way since Clinton’s first term.
I’m just to lazy to changed the party affiliation and they just sent me a new card too.
I guess they really HAVE succeeded in their plot to take over the world!
Those… twisted… evil… fiends!
Back at the Batcave
– Let’s see – he’s robbed Joe’s Jolly Jape Shop, Olivers Original Origami Shop, Kevin’s Kool Klubber’s Shop, Eveleyn’s Empire of Ermine – I’d suspect he’s trying to spell something out, boy wonder…
Except that he then went on to heist Zebedees Zirconium Zhop, Terrys Tank and Truck Store and Percy’s Palace of Pørņ.
– Holy dyslexia, Batman !!! Where will he strike next ?
– Who knows ? Or ! Dares !! To!!! Dream !!!
But later, at Xaviers Xylophone Xop ( yeah, I know I’m reaching – but you try coming up with a third word beginning with X that makes sense )
– Don’t move, Joker – or, as you would have it, Jokeztpx ( hmm, maybe if I make him say it backwards…)
– Cursoids – the dynamic duopoly !!! Stand back, caped crusader or be destroyminated by my cunningly concealified lazer weapon type thingy.
– You can’t get away, you foul fiend.
– On the contrarymo, Batman, if you attempt to preventalise me from escapologising I shall give my henchmen instructions to kill Michael Moore !!! And don’t think I won’t, by golly…I’m so riled I could just press this buttonoid and abracadabralocious, more tax cuts for the rich !!!
– Holy bribery – you wouldn’t dare !!! Quickly, Batman – do something !!!
– Let’s not be hasty here, Di- er, Robin -How much of a tax cut for the rich are we talking here, Joker ?
– Well, I’m not saying that I haven’t budgeted, I know I have a budget because it’s got numbers in it.
– Hmmmm…makes enough sense to get you elected.
– Don’t you mean re-elected Batman ?
– Nope
Holy villainy!
Check out this photoshopped rogues gallery….
(which I guess makes John Kerry Aunt Harriet, which is a frightening image)
Or Alfred. Given how often Kerry gets compared to another TV butler from that era, Alfred’s perhaps not much of a stretch.
TWL
“From a mailing list Peter and I are on…”
hmmm, and you wonder why I thought it was from Peter.
Nice job sticking up for him.
Novafan
“Peter and I”. “I” is not Peter.
Why not George Soros as Batman?
Suddenly, it all makes sense … !
Found on GMS Legion’s LiveJournal – a link to this blog – http://peterdavid.malibulist.com/archives/001713.html…
Suddenly, it all makes sense … !
Found on GMS Legion’s LiveJournal – a link to this blog – http://peterdavid.malibulist.com/archives/001713.html…
What’s that George the Joker is holding? A bong? Don’t tell me he’s on the chronic again!
http://www.alba.org.uk/burns/rogues.html
Such A Parcel Of Rogues In A Nation
By Robert Burns, 1791
“Parcel o’Rogues refers to the Act of Union in 1707, when Scotland finally gave up her independence and submitted to England – sold out by her own nobles, despite protests and riots in the streets of Glasgow and Edinburgh.. This was the “parcel o’rogues” to which Burns referred – using the words of a grizzled old Scottish patriot. To me, however, the song is not about defeat – it ends on a defiant note: “But pith an’ power, ’til my last hour, I’ll mak’ this declaration. We are bought and sold for English gold – such a parcel o’rogues in a nation!” The Scottish government may have submitted – the Scots…never!”
Nancy Pelosi for Batgirl. Easily.
The original “unaltered” photo IS from the 1967 Batman movie, so that gizmo in the Joker’s hands is the dehydralator.
If you don’t remember, go and see the movie again. I think we could all use a good laugh right now.
>
Get your mind out of the gutter! ^_^
Micko was asking if he could be Batman, so I was putting my claim in on [being] Robin before someone else did…
Ðámņ. Lets try that again.
Levi C: “Oh the set-up, the pictures and alan saying he has dibs on Robin I can’t comment, maybe later. ROTFLMAO. Oh i gotta forward this to my co-workers. If I’m gonna go at least I’ll go with a smile.”
Get your mind out of the gutter! ^_^
Micko was asking if he could be Batman, so I was putting my claim in on [being] Robin before someone else did…
Glen? If you get the chance, could you delete the previous post? Thank you.
“- Don’t move, Joker – or, as you would have it, Jokeztpx ( hmm, maybe if I make him say it backwards…)”
*dies laughing* Somebody ztp him…
Nancy Pelosi as “Batgirl”. Hmmmm….Maybe. But who would be Aunt Harriet?
A few bad apples
(Via these guys.)…
To the Batpoles, Robin!
Since I’ve been in a comic-booky mood for the past few days already, I give you this bit of Photoshop wizardry I stumbled across at PeterDavid.net yesterday…
That’s “Doctor” Sex Kitten
…
rogue’s gallery
Rogues’ gallery….
Hey, where’d the picture go? Was it taken down? I’ve reloaded the page, and still nothing comes up. Bummer.
What’s all the debate about who is Batman?
IT”S KERRY.
Who else matches Bruce Wayne’s grim, lanky, fighting rich boy demeanor?
Edwards as the Boy Wonder.
Two words:
T-Shirt.
Make it four:
CafePress T-Shirt. Now.
Bush Batman Villains
Hello. My name is dana. Im an Art Director at CityBeat. A newsweekly in Los Angeles. We are doing our election issue Oct 28th. This is a great image and I would be very interested in using this image in that issue. Does anybody know who created this image and how i may be able to get a hold of them?
Thanks in advance.