THE LAST WORD

The writer of the TCJ column “Journalista,” after taking inaccurate swipes at this blog, announced that I could have “the last word” on the subject. This is a popular on-line gambit in which one person actually endeavors to have the last word himself by trying to present himself as above whatever rebuttal could be offered. The usual hope is that the other party will then want to show that he’s as above-it-all as the first guy, so he refuses to avail himself of the opportunity. I don’t know whether that’s the intent here. But I–who Gary Groth has referred to as one of Fantagraphics “favorite whipping boys”–do know I want to say something.

It’s been a good long while since Fantagraphics took something I didn’t write, acted as if I did, and then offered a half-hearted, Well we meant everything we said but we’re sorry we said it apology. The time before was a fabricated letter defending some former Fanta employee that Groth utilized to produced a multi-page slam, without anyone there bothering to verify that I’d actually written it. Which I hadn’t. This time around, Journalista was incapable of reading an entry that referred to Kathleen and me in the third person, featuring such phrases as “Peter and Kathleen” and “their child,” ascribed it to me, and took me to task for it. Endeavoring to subsequently explain the mishap, the author claimed the posting carried no label of authorship…even though it said “posted by Glenn Hauman” right under it.

But hey, in the world of journalistic accuracy that passes for Fantagraphics, it’s all even-steven because I stated a decade after the fact that, as I recall it, Groth was a guest at Carol’s house even though he claims it was the other way around…while, eleven years ago, at the time it occurred, journalistic maven Groth couldn’t get the cause of Carol’s death correct (it wasn’t a heart attack, it was a brain aneurysm.)

One of the two things that Groth and his stooges has never been able to wrap themselves around is that I don’t care what Groth said about Carol. Carol was beyond his ability to hurt. What I care about is that Groth revealed himself as someone with a total lack of human decency. A young woman dropped dead. A woman he knew, that he had presumably broken bread with. She collapsed in the street, was rushed to a hospital, briefly regained consciousness, and then died. And he used that tragedy as a pretext for two things, and two things only: To bash Marvel, and to promote the Comics Journal, holding it up as the gold standard of how to do euologies correctly.

Here’s the other thing Groth et al never got: Carol always saw Marvel as a stepping stone. She was only going to be there another six months to a year. She always planned long-term, you see. She had meticulously been putting everything into place and was preparing to make the jump to her own business. To create her own publishing firm, producing work of artistic merit. She truly loved comic books, but she wanted more out of life than pushing superhero titles. She had great and lofty goals.

And she didn’t get to achieve them.

The people who mourned her didn’t know that, of course. But they were aware that, at the very least, a life with vast potential had been cut short. They got that. Criticize the effusiveness with which they did it if you must (though God knows why one would feel compelled to), but they got that. And Groth didn’t get that, making him less understanding and more devoid of anything approaching human feeling than any of them. Instead he pontificated over how he “abominated” the use to which she put her intellect in building her career.

Carol used Marvel Comics as a foundation toward a publishing career that was cut short. Gary Groth, who has published pørņ (the Eros line) and a magazine extolling the virtues of the very superheroes he despises (Amazing Heroes), all to generate revenue to keep TCJ going, doesn’t get to excoriate others for the way they build a career.

Here endeth the word.

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TAKE YOUR VICTORIES WHERE YOU CAN GET THEM

It certainly would never have been a crusade that occurred to me to undertake, but for what it’s worth, Glenn has been successful in his endeavors. For the moment, at least, when doing a Google search for Carol Kalish, Groth’s eleven year old screed is no longer the first thing that comes up. So that’s nice.

FYI–Richard Howell sent a baby present to Caroline. It’s a small plush hippo named “Mud” that used to belong to Carol. “Mud” seemed most pleased to be pressed back into service after years of inactivity, and has a place of honor in Caroline’s crib.

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I’M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS (BUFFY SPOILERS)

Well, I’m not sure if they’re exactly “spoilers” or not, considering it’s just speculation. Nor am I the only person to think that the following is the case (board monitor Glenn Hauman shares my opinion.)

On last night’s episode, Giles–having survived his close encounter with a representative of the First Evil–showed up in Sunnydale with three would-be slayers in tow.

Except…I’m thinking not.

I’m thinking we’re seeing a “Sixth Sense” riff here (so much so, as Keith DeCandido pointed out, that they even mentioned that film’s writer/director in the episode). I’m thinking that, with the BBC “Ripper” series apparently terminally stalled, that Giles did not, in fact, survive a dámņëd thing, and that the First is impersonating a dead Giles.

Granted, the dialogue was off. Giles sounded defeatist and unheroic. On the other hand, the script *was* co-written by Marti Noxon, so that’s not exactly unusual.

But the utter lack of physical contact–an impossibility for the incorporeal First–was staggering.

1) Giles never knocked on the door.

2) Giles, the British gentleman, never helped with carrying any luggage or held the door open for any of the females throughout the episode. Nor did he seize a weapon when the others did.

3) When he arrived, none of the females hugged him, and Xander didn’t shake his hand. This is such a stunning lapse in the typical physical behavior of the characters that it seemed like one of those nail-on-chalkboard script requirements. You know, where something has to happen a certain way because the script demands it, but it makes so little sense that it just strikes you as wrong.

4) Giles never removes or hangs up his coat, even when we see others do so with theirs. Why? Speculation: It wouldn’t hang on a hangar.

5) When walking through the Christmas tree lot, the heavier Giles walks directly over the boarded hole that the much lighter Buffy promptly crashes through.

6) When Buffy is scrambling to get out of the hole, Giles doesn’t extend a hand.

7) When the vampire is emerging from the hole, we see Giles is standing directly in front of the sun, blocking it. He blocks it so thoroughly that Buffy is looking straight into it and doesn’t squint. Yet the vampire screams and falls back as if hit with the full force of the sun. Why? Because if Giles is really incorporeal, there’s nothing actually there blocking the UV rays.

Not looking real good for our hero, kids.

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TREKDOM’S FAVORITE WRITER

The following link (for as long as it’s up) will take you to an article in the Philadelphia Daily News in which the writer lists what he considers to be the top ten “Next Generation” novels. Seven of them are written by me, and one more of them is one of the group books I wrote with Mike Friedman and Bob Greenberger. Not bad. http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/2002/12/12/living/4721661.htm

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THE HAIL KARA PASS

Some months ago, with SUPERGIRL sales sagging and Leonard Kirk leaving the title, I came up with what was essentially a “Hail Mary” pass. I talked the DC Powers That Be into letting me do a storyline involving the return of Kara.

My reasoning was simple: Who wasn’t reading the book? (1) People who had become bored with the current storyline. (2) People who had dismissed the series from the get-go because any Supergirl who wasn’t Kara Zor-El was of no interest to them. By doing “Many Happy Returns,” I figured I could snag both groups. A fresh storyline to pull back lost readers, and the Kara angle to haul in first-timers. It was a “Hail Kara” pass to attend to what I felt were alarmingly sagging numbers.

As near as I could tell subsequently, it was a success in both regards. There was a lot of preliminary buzz, and many people were saying that they’d never read the title but were going to give it a look.

And then the solicits came in for #75, and I knew without question we were pretty much dead. Sales were up an anemic 2000 copies. Fan interest had not translated to retailer interest. Why should they? Knock the Marvel no-reorder policy as much as you want, but by this point, the retailers are trained. A Marvel title sells out, they’re screwed. A DC title sells out, they figure more copies are in the offing. The only deficiency in the reasoning comes when the initial low orders becomes a book’s death warrant.

Which is what happened here.

I’ve known for some months that “Supergirl” is going away. Frankly, I kept hoping for a last minute reprieve. Then the numbers came in on #76, showing an impressive lack of any confidence whatsoever as numbers went almost right back to pre-#75 levels, and that was that. Supposedly numbers are now climbing back up. Too little, too late.

Well, at least this incarnation of “Supergirl” was around longer than every other comic bearing that title combined. We did a lot of good work and I worked with some great people: Gary Frank, Leonard Kirk, Robin Riggs, Ed Benes, and long-suffering editor Mike McAvennie. And, of course, current editor Lysa Hawkins, who will be my editor on the new original series, “The Fallen Angel” (more about which later.)

And issue #80 goes out with a bang. Seems I’ve had a lot of experience writing last issues lately.

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SEX AND GORE ON TV

Okay, there wasn’t much sex, but did anyone see Al Gore on “Saturday Night Live?” My God, did the writers and Gore rise to the occasion. His hilarious Trent Lott impersonation was beautifully balanced by the Democratic rep who cheerfully agreed with everything the GOP did while trying to act as if the Democrats were coming up with new ideas. The stuff with Tipper, Weekend Update, everything worked beautifully. And the “West Wing” sequence was an odd combination of funny and wistfully depressing.

I’m not surprised he’s passing on the 2004 nomination. If he couldn’t beat Bush even when he *did* beat Bush, what’s the point of trying it again. Hey! Maybe Lieberman will run for President and Gore will be *his* VP.

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ON, BIG FELLA

Once I would have been both amused and saddened by the woman who repeatedly told Stan Lee on CNN that the Rawhide can’t, simply can’t be gay because kids might get their hands on the comic and comics, as we all know, are for kids. Except a DA actually got a store owner convicted for that very notion.

Which leads one to wonder whether in some homophobic communities whether stores will be targeted for having those evil queer comic books available to warp young minds.

And besides…c’mon…the Rawhide Kid? What about the Lone Ranger? The kinky mask. “Hi ho, Silver,” indeed (although I’ve also heard “Hi yo, Silver,” but that’s not much better.) That snappy powder blue ensemble. “On, Big Fella?” “Mount up?” And what’s *really* going on with Tonto?

Actually, if you want to see gay deconstruction of the wild west, check out the comedy “Rustler’s Rhapsody.”

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