BUSH/SADDAM DEBATE?

Posted By: Glenn HaumanPosted On:

No way. Here’s far preferable ways to handle it:

1) Bush and Saddam each have to write six issues of a comic book, and whichever one outsells the other is declared the winner.

2) A footrace around the world.

3) Dunk tanks.

4) They go head to head on “Wheel of Fortune.” Substitute the “Bankrupt” slot with a “Disarm” slot.

5) Do a debate, but instead of sending in Bush, Saddam has to debate Martin Sheen.

6) Screw this inspection crap and just send in Batman.

PAD

57 comments on “BUSH/SADDAM DEBATE?”

  1. “Set phasers on ‘disarm,'” ordered Calhoun. One sustained burst from the Excalibur later, the job was done.

    PAD

  2. Since there is all this talk of Batman taking on Saddam, and conversely someone taking on Dubya, a question kind of hit me.

    I know that in the latest run Captain America there was lots of talk about Cap asking “the tough questions” but I never saw him go to the White House and ask the president what he was doing to our civil liberties…so I was wondering, does anyone know if any comic character has done that?

    I ask because civil liberties are a big issue with me, but out of respect to PAD I won’t rant or mention the crap that I could.

    Col

  3. Today at work someone accidentally said “Saddam Hussein” when he meant to say “Osama bin Laden”, really.

    “Score one for the American propaganda machine!” I said.

  4. “Seriously, though, PAD, could you write a brief entry on Mac Calhoun dealing with Saddam?”

    That’s one possibility. I’d rather see Cmdr Quintin Stone handle the situation. If nothing else he would be … creative about it. 😉

  5. Thanks, PAD–you made my day while I’m cramming for midterms. That really would be the most efficient way to deal with the situation, and less chance of political repercuissions too.

    Chris

  6. Somebody wrote “The Alternative Factor”? I always thought that episode just spontaneously appeared. It’s the only explanation for it I can believe.

    I say we send in Frank Drebin. He’ll get to the bottom of what’s going on, even if only by accident.

  7. “He knows if he withdraws he becomes a villian because of all the money that could be used to … put books in libraries.”

    Posted by The Random Guy

    That warms a Librarian’s heart to read something like this.

    Mek (Librarian in Cincinnati)

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