Day: February 25, 2003

…catch the rerun of this week’s Smallville. And if you missed the URL, it’s http://www.christopherreeve.org.

No way. Here’s far preferable ways to handle it:

1) Bush and Saddam each have to write six issues of a comic book, and whichever one outsells the other is declared the winner.

2) A footrace around the world.

3) Dunk tanks.

4) They go head to head on “Wheel of Fortune.” Substitute the “Bankrupt” slot with a “Disarm” slot.

5) Do a debate, but instead of sending in Bush, Saddam has to debate Martin Sheen.

6) Screw this inspection crap and just send in Batman.

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