Freak Out Friday – August 10, 2018

UPDATE: Now we understand why Trump is pushing a Space Force. It was announced that they were going to produce Space Force souvenirs and merchandise to benefit Trump’s reelection. How did I NOT see that coming?

Screw him. If you want real space souvenirs, go to here to pick up a 60th anniversary t-shirt or other souvenirs that will provide money to NASA. That’s where the real attention to space should be spent.

For the past couple of weeks I have either been on vacation or at conventions with minimal access to computers. I would like to think I missed something, but the fact is that Trump has been up to his usual schtick: Supporting Putin while simultaneously endeavoring to distract attention away from the increasing vise grip of the Mueller investigation.

1). No collusion! None!. Aside from the fact that such reiterations bring both Nixon (“I am not a crook!”) and Clinton (“I did not have sex with that woman!”) to mind, two things are inspired by his declaration. First, that he says it incessantly. And second, it’s irrelevant because he’s not being investigated for collusion, which really isn’t a crime. Conspiracy, however, is, and it’s that investigation plus others that are nailing all of his associates and various family members to the wall.

He declared that his “wonderful son” simply met with the Russians in order to get dirt on the Clinton campaign, which he alleged is done “all the time” and is not remotely illegal. First of all, he openly contradicted the previous excuse that the meeting had to do with Russian adoption. If you say a lie and it fools nobody, you don’t just toss it aside and basically say, “I was lying,” because it kills the expectation that you will be honest in the future (except we all know he won’t be, so maybe it doesn’t matter.) Furthermore, yes, it is against the law. Specifically 52 US Code Section 30121:

(a) It shall be unlawful for—
(1) a foreign national, directly or indirectly, to make—
(A) a contribution or donation of money or other thing of value, or to make an express or implied promise to make a contribution or donation, in connection with a Federal, State, or local election;

Providing dirt about your opposition is covered under “other thing of value,” because information is valuable. And no, Clinton didn’t do it too with the Steele memo, because they paid him to do research, so basically it was a commercial transaction and therefore legal.

So let him rant about no collusion all he wants. But conspiracy? Most definitely. It’s worth repeating: If this were a Democrat in office, the Senate would have been howling for impeachment for months.

Meanwhile his “wonderful son” was busy sharing a doctored image taken off CNN that claimed his dad’s poll support was higher than Trump’s at the same point in their presidency when in fact Obama was 5 points higher in the polls. And considering that Obama inherited a recession that many idiots blamed him for (just as they’re crediting Trump for an improved economy that is easily attributable to Obama) and that the GOP-led Senate made it a point to try and restrict him from accomplishing anything, it’s amazing Obama was even that high.

2). Still? Seriously? . Trump continues to get his base fired up by protesting football players who take a knee during the national anthem. He declared that the players “wanted to show their ‘outrage’ at something that most of them are unable to define.” Nooo, they’ve been able to define it quite well: as a protest over how the legal system treats people of color. When even Ving Rahmes winds up with cops coming at him simply because he was going into his own house, something is seriously wrong. Even the NFL, which originally had established a rule that players couldn’t protest, wisely tabled it since they realized that the rule would leave Donald Trump howling in victory while it simultaneously pìššëd øff everyone who had any faith left in the concept of free expression. So Trump, the failed football team owner, continues to whine. Let him. He’s got plenty else to whine about.

3). Spaaaaace Forrrrce. (It works better if you imagine it being said in Space Ghost’s voice.)

Mike Pence had to go to the Pentagon this week and reinforce Trump’s call for a Space Force as the six branch of the military.

Here’s my question:

Did someone, as a joke, tell Trump that Independence Day was a documentary? And he believed it? Because that’s the only way I can see this bubbling out of what is roughly referred to as Trump’s mind. The branches of the military were created to serve as a defense mechanism (plus the Coast Guard to also help people in trouble at sea.). Is Trump under the impression that aliens will be attacking us? Does he think an airplane is going to fly too high and accidentally find itself floating off into the ether? In short, is he nuts?

Well, yeah. I mean, it’s pointless even to ask that question because the obvious answer is, “Yeah, pretty much.”

Apparently under the impression that since it’s the 21st Century, it’s time to create Starfleet, the Federal government has had no problem allowing the budget of NASA to languish. According to Wikipedia, “NASA’s 2018 budget is $19.100 billion in 2018 dollars — roughly equal to NASA’s 1963 budget of $2.55 billion. However, as a percentage of federal spending, NASAs budget is significantly lower than in 1963 and is actually more like 1960.” Yet Trump somehow magically wants to spend money on something that does not exist and is not remotely necessary, except to draw American view away from his copious legal problems.

4). Trump’s associates legal problems.. There may well be too many for me to keep track of, but let’s take a whack at it.

Attorney Alex van der Zwaan, an attorney, pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. He was sentenced to a month in jail.

Michael Flynn, Trump’s former national security advisor, also lied to the FBI.

Special counsel Paul Manafort is currently standing trial for 32 counts of tax evasion and bank fraud.

Rick Gates, a former associate of Manafort’s, cut a deal and testified in court that both he by himself, and also with Manafort, had committed crimes.

George Papadoupolos, a former foreign policy advisor, also pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.

Plus thirteen Russian nationals and twelve Russian agents have also been charged with interfering with the 2016 election. So every time Trump says “witch hunt,” let us remember that one of the first signs of a witch hunt is that the people being condemned are not really guilty of being…well…witches.

Chris Collins, the New York Senator who was the first to endorse Trump, is accused of insider trading.

Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross is alleged to have siphoned off millions of dollars from his partners directly into his own pocket.

When one considers how often Trump referred to “crooked Hillary,” when pretty much all the accusations were the result of the GOP’s twenty five year war on her, and it turns out he associates with that many criminals…

Well, let me put it to you this way. Common sense says that the people who associate the most with criminals are other criminals. Trump’s choice of friends speaks volumes.

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14 comments on “Freak Out Friday – August 10, 2018

  1. I keep hoping that soon there will be no more need for this. But I grew up in Suffolk County, LI, which seems to have become part of Mississippi, where his cult is in full bloom.

  2. Peter David: “According to Wikipedia…..”
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    Luigi Novi: C’mon, Peter, you know better than to rely on that digital rag. Everyone knows that at most, it’s a fan site with delusions of grandeur and pretensions of being a research venue on par with a legitimate encyclopedia. 🙂

    1. Actually, I saw a report that a study had found Wikipedia to be more accurate than the encyclopedia overall. Regret that I can’t recall which where exactly I read that (but it wasn’t Wikipedia.) 🙂

  3. If this were a Democrat in office, the Senate would have been howling for impeachment for months.

    Even if there were absolutely no hints of conspiracy or wrong doing of any kind, the they’d be doing that simply because it’s a Democrat.

  4. Meanwhile his “wonderful son” was busy sharing a doctored image taken off CNN that claimed his dad’s poll support was higher than Trump’s

    Huh? Perhaps you mean Obama’s?

    1. That makes no grammatical sense.
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      Space is where we go “where no man has gone before”, not where no man has come before.

      1. I see what they did there. Grammatically, Luigi, shouldn’t it be: ‘Where no man before has come’?

  5. “Trump’s choice of friends speaks volumes.”
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    Trump has been a conman for decades, surrounds himself with people dumber than he is (ego and all that), yet somehow he hasn’t spent time in a jail cell. White collar crime does indeed pay.

  6. But Mr. David… you neglected to note what President Trump had done right this week…

    On a serious note, Trump and cronies, henchmen, etc. follow a pattern that men have noticed in nature for centuries – like stays with like. The lion doesn’t lie down with the lamb. Sleep with dogs, wake up with dogs.

    So are we expected to believe that this gang of thieves, wretches, scum, and deplorables – “swamping the drain” as someone put it – are the desired company of Saint Donald? I’d sooner believe cats and dogs living together.

  7. And now we’ve watched as Trump and his people have gone from…
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    > Trump has never used the n-word.
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    To > There are no recordings of Trump saying the n-word.
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    To > Trump checked with his buddy and the recordings don’t exist. (An odd tweet to make because it immediately implies that there was a tape, Trump talked to his pal who had it, and now the recording no longer exists.)
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    To > We can’t guarantee that no such tape exists.
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    It’s almost as funny as watching one of his people get on Fox News on a Monday night to declare that she was never a part of a discussion/planning session on how to spin the release of such a recording only to wake up Tuesday morning to a released recording of her in such a meeting and actually saying that, yeah, he said it.
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    In the meantime, Trump proved again what a tiny, petty, pathetically sad and jealous man he is when he had to sign a bill named after John McCain and then “Trump Goes for Broke on Claim Military Received No Money Before His Watch” (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/13/us/politics/fact-check-trump-military-spending.html) by lying his ášš off once again.
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    But every lie he tells is the undisputed truth to his cult of worshipers.
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    I saw a meme on social media earlier today that summed up something about the Republican party and many conservatives in both the era of the Tea Party and especially in the era of the Party of Trump.
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    You know that meme where two people are pointing at a 6 or 9 on the ground and each calls it what it is from their perspective? It’s that picture on the top half of the meme, the two of them identified as a Democrat saying 6 and a Republican saying 9, with the line “Dealing with Republicans 50 years ago” above their heads. The bottom half of the meme is the same picture with “Dealing with Republicans now” above their heads. It has the Democrat pointing and saying 6 while the Republican points and says 4.
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    That meme sums up the era of the Tea Party conservative and the era of the Party of Trump better than anything I could write in 1,000 or more words. More and more conservatives don’t merely want their own opinions on matters, but rather they want their own set of “facts” on every issue. And when their “alternative facts” and reality don’t agree? It’s reality that’s got it wrong; especially when Trump says so.

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