Just saw the dumbest thing on “Wheel of Fortune.”

The contestant had whittled the puzzle down to this:

A STREETCAR NA_ED DESIRE

He decided to spin again in order to try and up his total. It landed on $600. And what letter did he call out?

“K!”

Yes, apparently he had never heard of “A Streetcar Named Desire.” Or maybe there’s a pørņ version that I’m unaware of, but I suspect not.

I almost feel sorry for him. He’s going to be ribbed by his friends forever for this. Even if he goes on to win.

Christ, he just did it again. In the subject of “Sticky,” three of the words were spelled out: FINGERS, NOTE and RICE. The remaining word was _ICKET. He guessed “Picket.” When it was, of course, “Wicket.” Holy crap, how did he get on in the first place?

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