What I just REALLY don’t get about the GOP

Whenever Republicans are called on unscrupulous behavior, their response is always the same:

“Yeah, well, the Democrats have done the same thing!”

There’s never any statute of limitation on any alleged act. Doesn’t matter if the allegations refer to something that happened last year or last century. “Democrats did it too!” is the constant refrain. Express outrage over their concerted nationwide voter disenfranchisement, and they’ll excuse it with allegations about the 1960 Presidential election.

Here’s the thing: I think Democrats should aspire to be better than the GOP. It would literally never occur to me (at least) to seek cover in the craptastic behavior of conservatives as some sort of excuse for my party’s missteps (real or imagined.) To hold up the GOP’s attempts at blocking voter rights, gay rights, women’s rights and say, “See? They’ve done worse!” Because that…what? Makes Democratic misdeeds okay? Serves as a blanket pardon? Why does one group’s immoral behavior somehow validate similar actions by the other?

The GOP has made no secret of its hatred for liberals: on Fox, on line, in bookstores. So it’s bizarre to me that “Democrats have done the same (or worse)” is remotely an appropriate response. I don’t know about you, but if there are people I hate, I want to be nothing like them rather than seek excuses for my own douchebaggery in their actions.

I suppose what they’re attempting to do is invalidate any criticism from liberals by endeavoring to paint liberals as hypocrites. Those annoying liberals, setting high standards for ethical behavior and then failing to live up to those standards with their own actions. There may be some validity to that. On the other hand, which is preferable? To have standards set so high that sometimes one fails to live up to them, and thus come across as hypocritical? Or to have standards set so low that there’s nothing to live up to and thus come across as an ignorant áššhølë?

You don’t get to act like you’re better than the other guy if you embrace his own alleged failings to pardon your own.

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Peter David, Agent 008

digresssmlOriginally published December 19, 1997, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1257

It was the sexiest thing I’d ever seen in my young life.

There she was, the gorgeous woman lying in a bathtub. Standing just outside the door of the bathroom was the suave, imperturbable man with the cool-sounding accent. She didn’t seem to be shrieking in embarrassment or shouting for him to get the hëll out, as I figured that any grown woman would under the circumstances. Instead she was regarding him with, at most, a slightly scolding look.

“Could you hand me something to put on?” she inquired.

He tossed her a pair of slippers and waited for her to get out of the tub. And she did.

“A Lord of Time” at Dragon*Con

At the Dragon*Con Puppet Slam this year, Kathleen–with the aid of five other puppeteers (Rachel Wyman, John Hudgens, Jamie Kamin, Cheralyn Lambeth, and Hannah Miller)–brought to life my old filk song take off on Billy Joel’s “The Longest Time.” (I updated some of the lyrics considering that when I first wrote it, Tom Baker was the Doctor.) Reenacting the premise of the Joel video, Kathleen brought on the 11th Doctor who appears to have been stood up for a Time Lord reunion…only to have his disappointment turn to joy when his predecessors turn up (the fan-taken video didn’t capture the first thirty seconds which included the TARDIS arrival.)

The only problem was that we had major technical difficulties doing a pre-record, so I had to sing it live and unseen from behind the playboard. I flubbed one of the lines, but no one seemed to notice. Ladies and gentlemen…

A Lord of Time

Waiting for Lucy

digresssmlOriginally published December 5, 1997, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1255

Well, it’s ironic. I’d been writing articles about how people in a position of celebrity oftentimes find themselves in situations where, no matter what they do for the fans, it’s never enough. And then, lo and behold, I found myself on the receiving end of that exact same situation.

The “culprit?” None other than Xena, Warrior Princess herself: Lucy Lawless.

The Undiscovered Hamlet

digresssmlOriginally published November 28, 1997, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1254

And now, digging into the But I Digress electronic mailbag, I’ve come upon this which was sent to me by Tom Galloway—the demented creation of one Mike Schiffer, who graciously gave permission for its reproduction in this column.

It needs absolutely no introduction.