Barf Bag Hand Puppets, Part 4

digresssmlOriginally published June 11, 1993, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1021

Previous installments: Part 1Part 2Part 3

Well, I tried.

I had a really good story for “Useless Stories” to run, but I’ve gone through my files and I can’t find the blasted thing. It’s around here somewhere.

For those who came in late: I’m not here. By that I mean even more not here than usual—namely, I’m in Romania involved with a film shoot (albeit, hopefully, not with the police or something equally cheerful). So I’ve pounded out several BIDs in a row in order not to leave gaps. But I’m running out of time and my head is starting to hurt. In fact—I’m feeling sort of sick. Nauseated, even. Why, it makes me want to reach for a…

Yes, that’s right. It’s the return of the Barf Bag hand puppets.