Even the right wing Republicans must be getting embarrassed…

…about the so-called spokesmen for their party.

At a time when Obama is going around the mid-East trying to sow seeds of diplomacy, former VP-Cheney–more visible in the past two months than he was in the entirety of the past two terms–continues to defend torture while trying to rewrite history.  And then there are the horrific criticisms of Sonia Sotomayor that are setting a new low even for the pundits (just when you thought such a thing could not be possible.)   We’ve got Liddy declaring, and I quote:  “Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something, or just before she’s going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.”  I don’t know whether simply to be appalled at the attitude, or fascinated that he didn’t seem to feel this was an issue with Condy Rice as Secretary of State, since one would think that a PMS-ing SoS in a delicate nuclear arms discussion is far more dangerous than a single cramping judge.

And then there’s Limbaugh, jumping on her comment, “I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life,” and declaring that the sentiment makes her a racist.  I think she could have found better ways to phrase it, but I don’t see that as a racist sentiment so much as it is a commentary on respective social strata and the resultant ability to render judgment on relevant cases, particularly considering the hardscrabble nature of her own upbringing.  I’m not entirely sure I agree, but it’s a point worth discussing rather than just shouting, “Racist!” in an attempt to shut her down and keep her off the bench.  Besides, you should judge a person’s worth by the entirety of their body of work–and Sotomayor’s is incredibly impressive–rather than a couple of comments that others have taken out of context and flogged relentlessly to further their own agenda.

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POTATO MOON, Part 49 by Peregrine

potato_moonAlesse sprang from the couch for the second time in as many paragraphs, clutching her head and blinking back crystal tears by sheer force of stubborn will. That had been a particularly awful anddisjointed image of the future just now. Feathery tendrils of her hair whispered away from delicate, pale fingers as she raised her head and snapped, “Woeisme!”

“Yes, Aunt Alesse?” Woeisme asked in a voice of angelic rhapsody.

“Are you pregnant?” came Alesse’s demand.

“I..WHAT?!” Woeisme spluttered, pale pink blush rose like sunlight upon her alabaster skin, “NO!”

“Good!” snapped Alesse, “And don’t sleep with your brother.” A heavy pause broken by the choking sound of Woisme’s indignation came to a conclusion with Alesse’s final word on the subject, “Ever!”

POTATO MOON, Part 48 by Jennifer Williams

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A/N: What?  It’s a fanfic parody.  I can write an author’s note if I want to!
OC characters in this chapter.  No lemons, only potatoes.  (duh!)  Please no flames!

Meanwhile back at Sullen Manor…

Woeisme wandered the hallways looking at the family photos mounted on the walls.  Fortunately Alesse had seen the forthcoming destruction to their home in one of her ‘subject to change’ visions and had a crew standing by for repairs so that now nary a hair was out of place in Sullen Manor, not even Edwood’s music collection or years and years worth of sparkling emo vampire diaries.  Edwood had LOTS and LOTS of music as Bela had so astutely observed once upon a time and to disturb it would cause him an exceeding amount of consternation.

Lousy Week for Davids

This week we lost both David Eddings and David Carradine. One to natural causes and one…less so. Tragic losses in both cases. Carradine in particular, reportedly having hung himself just as he was about to start a new film.

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POTATO MOON, Part 47: “Curses” by Doc Whoopee

potato_moonBela lay still on the floor long enough to give fans a raging thread to post about in blogs and forums about death and assault on THEIR character.  Suddenly, she sat up as if her dramatic gasp for air had pulled her upright. The twine that bound her fell away.

Captain Jacque had manfully, skillfully, over-the-top, super-slow-motion, Matrix, Wanted, make-a-real-weapon-expert-pull-their-hair-out-from-the-improbability-of-it ….shot the bindings apart from Bela without leaving so much as a scratch on her.

The One True Potato and Captain Jacque separated suddenly. The kiss had provided an easy distraction for Bela to sneak to the entrance of the tree house to escape. As she opened the door to slip out she heard the Captain reveal what the kiss had provided him.

“You’re not Stephen Colbert!” shouted Captain Jacque.

POTATO MOON, Part 46: “Cheap Jokes and Cheaper Writing” by Lady Bootstrap

potato_moon‘Wait!’

A man had appeared. A very manly sort of man. A manly sort of man with a manly coat that flapped out behind him. A manly sort of man with a manly coat that was holding a manly gun. A very large manly gun.

It was the sort of gun, with its size and shape, that would have had made Freud’s monocle pop out in sheer surprise. That is, of course, if the good psychologist had ever really taken to wearing monocles, which he never did. But if he had, and had been there at that moment in time, the monocle would have popped out. Probably. Possibly. Maybe.

The giant pepper pots’ eyestalks swiveled round, only to be greeted by a very broad and very cheesy grin from the very manly man. Their screeches stopped immediately, stymied by this man’s. Bela gasped in a womanly sort of way.

Oh, he did not sparkle like dear Edwood, or have the same chiseled perfection, but she was glad all the same to be rescued. But he would only be rewarded by a chaste kiss on the cheek, though nevertheless it was more than the two penguins would be getting. Bela had very sensitive teeth to the cold.

‘Captain Screwdriver!’ she exclaimed happily.