POTATO MOON, Part 57: “If This is Love, Why Do My Teeth Hurt?” by Peter S. Svensson

potato_moonKeeping the timeline unsullied sucks, thought the man who claimed the
title of Doctor. What was supposed to be a romp through the centuries
with his assistant, Captain Jacque Harness, had turned into actual
work, what with having to put Dan Quayle back into his proper place in
the timestream and wiping his memories, as well as replacing the
deceased Dukakis with a laminated cardboard cut out. Now, even his
oldest enemies were somehow drawn to this era. But why?

“There’s a great force gathering in this era, a cosmic anomaly that
warps time and space willy-nilly. And there is a group of people,
well, rather strange people but still people nonetheless at the heart
of this temporal breakdown.” said Doctor Smith to Harness. “I think I
shall have to meet them.”