Potato Moon: Lo, there shall be a covering

potato_moonFor those who came in late: “Lady Sybilla” announced the publication of her very own sequel to “Twilight” entitled “Russet Noon.” She claimed that Stephenie Meyer had no copyright protection to her work (very wrongly).

Peter, in an absolute state of whimsy, decided that simply mockery wasn’t enough, and a long, sustained campaign of mockery is what was called for. So he decided to invite people to a gang-fang called “Potato Moon”.

And as Peter’s long-time stooge friend, he roped me into creating the cover for all of this, to help set the tone.

The story starts on Friday. You’ve been warned.

Perez Hilton Is Yelling at the Wrong Person

At the Miss USA Pageant, blogging hotshot Perez Hilton asked Miss California what she thought of gay marriage. She stated that although she was pleased that various states had endorsed gay marriage, she and her family believed that marriage should be between a man and a woman. Hilton has turned this into a platform to lambaste her repeatedly on his blog.

I say this as a liberal Democrat who firmly supports gay marriage:

Perez Hilton is acting like a jerk.

“POTATO MOON” Rising

Well, she’s at it again, and this time, I’m going to have some fun.

Several months ago a fan whose name I’m not even going to bother to mention declared she was going to write and publish her own sequel to “Twilight” entitled “Russet Noon.” Recently she has put forward a new treatise explaining just why copyright is meaningless. The reason is—get this—“The origin of all characters is the Shared Mind, the only mind that truly exists. Our minds are all one single ocean of shared memories, fantasies, dreams, nightmares and visions.”

Citing Edward Cullen, Harry Potter and Anakin Skywalker as examples of characters who are merely “plugged in” to archetypes and thus have no originality and therefore no entitlement to legal protection, she goes on to assert, “Laws that attempt to privatize the ownership of characters operate based on a delusion of separateness that we all share in this matrix we call reality. But according to Eckart Tolle, author of The Power of Now, there is no such a thing as separate minds. There is only one Universal Mind and it is the source of all our thoughts.”

You can read the rest of this New Age tripe here if you’re so inclined.

Now the first thing that occurred to me is that there is simply no way that I’m taking any part of the rap for Jar Jar Binks. And then I thought, Y’know what? There is, in fact, a universal mind. A hive mind, if you will. It’s called the Internet.

So let’s unleash the hive on the concept of a sequel to the “Twilight” series.

That’s not a score, that’s a time

At this moment at Yankee Stadium, the score is 20 to 2, going into the bottom of the fifth inning. Wang gave up eight runs in the second inning, was pulled, a relief pitcher was brought in, and he promptly coughed up another six runs. Fourteen runs on thirteen hits, a franchise record.

The all time record for runs given up in half an inning is sixteen, in case you were wondering. However the all time modern record for runs given up in a single game is thirty. And it’s only the fifth inning.

Considering the Mets have been patchy at best so far, I’ll take my amusements where I can.

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Help Peter and Bob Greenberger get their Google listings back

Due to unknown wackiness, the websites for Peter David and Bob Greenberger seem to have been delisted from Google. We’re working on resolving it, and one of the best things we can do is to ask people to provide links to their sites so that Google knows they exist. So we’re asking for your help.

If you have a web site, or a blog, or anything else like that, you can help by creating links yourself. The main link for Peter is http://www.peterdavid.net, and Bob’s is http://www.bobgreenberger.com. Even better, if you go deeper into the sites and come up with a link to a particular article you like, that will help even more.

Thanks for your help, we appreciate it.

Posting on behalf of a charity event

Hello everyone. Peter has been gracious enough to post this for me. My
name is Mike DeGeorge and I’ve been a Peter David fan as long as I can
remember being a comic fan. I have a favor to ask my fellow fans:

I am participating in the American Heart Walk in May here in St. Louis
in order to raise money for fighting heart disease. With my family
history, I figure I have a vested interest but if nothing else, I can
raise money for a good cause. I am not looking for prizes or
recognition, I just want to raise as much money as I can. My strategy
is to raise small amounts from a large number of people.

Here is where the favor kicks in. If everyone on this blog can take a
moment to donate $25 or more ($25 is the minimum for an on-line donation). Clicking on
the link below will take you to my donation page where you can securely
donate via credit card. Of course, please feel free to forward this to
your friends.

Thank you everyone.

Mike