After making a point of saying that he was “right” and that Pluto would remain a planet, Colbert’s not going to be a happy camper over the ninth planet losing its status. But that’s his problem. Ours is coming up with a new mnemonic to remember the names of the planets since “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nice Pickles” has become moot.
Now the obvious fix is to come up with a new food for “N.” “Just Served Us Noodles.” Or “Nuggets.” Or “My Very Ethnic Mother Just Served us Nachos.” But you know what? I think it’s time we come up with something completely different. Like “Motor Vehicles Everywhere Must Jump Sharks Until November.” Or something equally idiotic.
Go to it.
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