LET’S PLAN RUPERT’S ACTING CAREER

This “Survivor” guy definitely has the bigger-than-life presence to do well in movies, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if people in Hollywood snap him up. Granted, I don’t know that he can act, but that certainly hasn’t stopped some folks in Hollywood from carving out successful careers.

First and foremost, they’ve GOT to write him into the sequel to “Pirates of the Caribbean.” This is the most natural fit for a role since Shelly Duvall was cast as “Olive Oyl.” After that, no, I wouldn’t cast him as Hagrid because I’m perfectly happy with the current actor in the role. But if anyone in Hollywood has a new version of “The Adventures of Robin Hood” in development, Rupert would be the ideal Little John.

Any other perfect roles for him?

PAD