I heard Saturday morning about Michael Turner’s passing, but didn’t repeat it to anyone because I didn’t have confirmation, was afraid of spreading rumors and, frankly, was hoping it wasn’t true.
I know that Billy Joel says that only the good die young, but honestly: an artist that good, dying that young?
Just not fair.
PAD
30
2008
Michael Turner
25
2008
Upcoming appearances
I will be attending the Wizard Convention in Chicago this Thursday, Friday and Saturday only.
Sunday I will be back in NYC doing a signing for “Tigerheart” at Books of Wonder from 1 to 3 PM. More info can be found at http://www.booksofwonder.com
PAD
25
2008
Formula for the Mets
This from the NY Daily News, after the Mets lost 11-0 to the worst team in baseball:
“We have to get on the field, figure it out, work it out, we have to do everything possible as a staff to get us on track and remain on track or we might have some tough decisions to make,” said Manuel, who met with GM Omar Minaya, Tony Bernazard and other front-office members following the game. “We have to find a consistent formula at some point and we have not found that yet.
Perhaps they might want to consider this formula:
Sucking = Losing
Not Sucking = Winning
I’m not quite sure how to express that in purely mathematical terms (although I’m sure someone here can) but that would certainly seem, to me, the way to go.
PAD
25
2008
FROM THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
WASHINGTON (June 24) – Ivy Leaguers and other top law students were rejected for plum Justice Department jobs two years ago because of their liberal leanings or objections to Bush administration politics, a government report concluded Tuesday.
The only thing I find surprising is how unsurprised I am.
PAD
21
2008
BUSH CONSIDERS WRITING HIS OWN BOOK
To counter the slew of critical tell-alls about his administration, President George W. Bush is considering penning his own book upon leaving office. No word as to whether each copy will come packed with a set of crayons to color it in.
Thoughts as to a title? Warning: “Are you there, God, it’s me, George,” “See Dick Run the Country,” and “Everybody Poops” have already been suggested.
PAD
17
2008
Gay abandon
It is amusing that some people fulminate about so-called activist judges, and yet when judges in California legalize gay marriage by a strict reading of the Constitution, conservatives rush to get a referendum on the ballot for November that would restrict marriage to a man and a woman.
Food for thought: a mere forty one years ago, the marriage of Senator Obama’s parents would not have been recognized in sixteen states, because there were strict laws against a mixed race marriage…until some gosh-darned activist judges ruled that law unconstitutional.
When are those who are busy minding other peoples’ business going to tumble to the fact that any two people who wish to marry are the same race–the human race–whether they have different skin or like gender? There cannot be different grades of equality. Marriage, which once was something strictly arranged by parents, typically for financial gain, is in a constantly state of change and gay marriage is simply the next logical step in its evolution…presuming that critics of gay marriage believe in evolution.
PAD
14
2008
The Beau Smith challenge
The inestimable Beau Smith has issued a challenge to Marvel and DC to spend a year telling nothing but done-in-one stories. You can read it here:
http://www.comicsbulletin.com/busted/121341903078446.htm
Of course, the thing is, when you’re issuing a challenge to someone, there should be some reciprocity. Like when a politician, for instance, issues a challenge to others to have campaigns that focus purely on the issues rather than dirt. There’s something at stake for the challenger as well, since he has to abide by the same rules or risk looking like a hypocrite.
What’s Beau putting on the line? Nada. He’s not saying that if Marvel and DC do this, then he will donate ten grand to the CBLDF or climb into a dunk tank or give up his column or something. It’s not like when I threw out the challenge to Marvel to maintain “Captain Marvel” at its then-current cover price and in exchange I would drop my writing fee to $20.99 until sales went up. Beau’s challenge is just, y’know, thrown out there. What’s at stake for Beau? Nothing, really.
What would Marvel and DC have at stake? Well, quite likely plummeting sales across the board. I mean, Marvel already DOES lines with done-in-one, easily accessible stories. They’re called “Marvel Adventures.” I’ve written a bunch of them. They sell for crap. For that matter, “Fallen Angel” exists in its own universe and has had any number of done-in-one stories. Yet when it was a DC title it was cancelled, and as an IDW title it still isn’t burning up the sales charts.
The harsh fact is that crossovers sell and independent stories devoid of contact or context with each other don’t, or at least not as well. Rather than issuing challenges to the companies to change what’s working for them, why not issue challenges to the readership to change their buying habits? And Beau can start by pledging to get subscriptions to every single issue of “Marvel Adventures” titles and to “Fallen Angel.” Sounds like a good way to put one’s money where one’s mouth is.
PAD
13
2008
In trying to figure out who the one remaining Cylon is…
…it occurs to me there’s one candidate we haven’t considered:
The title character.
What if the Battlestar Galactica survived the attack because it was meant to? Because the ship itself is a Cylon?
PAD
UPDATED AT 11:20 PM FRIDAY–Let’s use this thread to discuss the season ender. So warning to all that spoilers will no doubt be herein.
12
2008
The whole tooth
Caroline lost her first tooth. Nice little gaping hole in the front of her lower set. She was slightly traumatized by it until we explained that this was all a perfectly normal part of growing up, and also told her the whole thing about the Tooth Fairy. Then her eyes lit up. “I’ll have my OWN MONEY?” she said. So now’s she’s jazzed. I suspect we’ll have a fairly easy time getting her to go to bed tonight.
I always thought the best Tooth Fairy riff was Dan Slott’s, back when Dan was writing “Ask Doctor Stupid” for the “Ren and Stimpy” comic. One kid asked the fictional answer man, “What does the Tooth Fairy do with all the teeth she’s collected from me?” Dan’s reply: “Well, Timmy, actually the Tooth Fairy is using all those teeth to build another you. So be careful, because once she has all your teeth…she’s coming for your eyes.”
PAD
01
2008
Why Comic Shops drive me nuts sometimes
So a guy came up to me at the Wizard Philly con with “Fallen Angel #22″ and he told me he hadn’t gotten any issues since. When I asked why, he said the store manager said they’d stopped carrying it because he was the only customer buying it.
I told him that if the store couldn’t be bothered to accommodate a customer, he could order it directly from IDW.
PAD
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