A 37? The man bowled a 37 during a campaign stop in Altoona?
How in God’s name am I supposed to get behind a man who rolls a 37? Caroline bowls better than that, and she’s five. I mean, okay, granted, Obama can probably tell a joke better than she can. Her most recent endeavor which she told me just now:
“Daddy! Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana!”
“Banana who?”
“Banana chair!” (followed by hysterical laughter)
Yeah. Anyway..
Thirty seven? Out of a possible 300?
Yo, Senator: Here’s a bowling hint. That curved, deep wood channel on either side of the lane? The object is to keep your ball OUT of that.
I saw pictures of him in his endeavors. The man has no form at all. Even worse, he’s a lefty.
Open invitation, Senator: Come to New York, I’ll work with you for an hour, and we’ll have you rolling strikes in no time. Until then…
Thirty seven? Good lord, we have to have SOME standards for a president.
PAD
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coulda been worse.
she could have said “bannanaphone”
coulda been worse.
she could have said “bannanaphone”
coulda been worse.
she could have said “bannanaphone”
coulda been worse.
she could have said “bannanaphone”
coulda been worse.
she could have said “bannanaphone”
coulda been worse.
she could have said “bannanaphone”
That’s it. As a left handed bowler, a junior bowling coach who has had a 185 average and a high game of 252, I’m coming out of retirement so I can train Obama. It can be done.
Levi C: Here are the basic training tools for one such as Obama…Baseball bat, stun gun, deprograming literature. You’re correct though, it can be done.
Humph! No sense of humor INDEED!
Why would anyone need deprogramming literature to deal with Obama when he owes nothing to any special interest?
Well, I guess Hillary lost your vote too (again):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNxBQzHoM8
— Ken from Chicago
P.S. What the frell do you have against (us) lefties? Oh wait, envy of our enhanced intellect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-handed#Left-handedness_and_intelligence
Posted by Peter David at April 1, 2008 01:38 PM
HEY! As a southpaw, I’m duty-bound to resent that. (Of course, I also bowl better than a 37. Not a whole LOT better, mind you…)
My fault, I wasn’t clear on that. I’m a lefty, so that was more a matter of injured lefty pride rather than a diss of lefties.
PAD
Oh, um, … nevermind my previous postscript.
— Ken from Chicago
Hillary Clinton on Ellen got a gutter ball her first attempt and 1 pin on her second:
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/08/clintons-bowling-skills-a-bit-rusty/
Fortunately, ones bowling ability has NOTHING to do with ones ability to be a leader, be successful at many other things and even become president of the USA. Hows that from someone who is not even an Obama supporter.
I had to reply to the emptiness and lack of depth to equating bowling score to anything !!!