YEAH, IT FIGURES

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I took a “Lord of the Rings” character quiz, and it informed me that I was Pippin.

I thought about it and decided that was fair. If I were on a quest, I would have no clue where I was going, I’d constantly be wondering about the next meal, I’d be the one who accidentally knocks armor down a well alerting Orcs and Goblins that we’re in the vicinity, and the Wizard would probably be pìššëd with me all the time.

It certainly makes more sense than the quiz that told me I was Aragorn. I can barely lead a round of Simon Says, much less all of Middle Earth.

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Congratulations! You’re Pippin!

Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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33 comments on “YEAH, IT FIGURES”

  4. Ahh, well, I got Pippin as well.

    I’ve seen better versions (ie, they have more questions to help nail down the personality a bit better), but the whole bloodlust thing is a nice touch. 🙂

  13. I got Aragon…which surprised me as I didn’t think I picked heroic answers….Course it did say something about not liking to bath….

  18. I am Sam, Sam I am, would you like Green Eggs and Ham?

    Oops, sorry, wrong story (though I imagine a hobbit worthy of the name wouldn’t turn it down).

    (I think it was the “romantic evening” answer that brought out the Samwise in me.)

  21. I’m Gandalf Greyhame and his responsibility-shirking.

    Since nobody else so far has posted this response, I’ll share the image/explanation:

  26. ÐÃMN, I’m SAM!

    And I’m dámņ cranky too! On top of that, I’ll get us both killed? Dammit, I won’t waste your precious time, I’ll kill you right now!! Ehh, leave me alooone!

    WATCH OUT, COME HERE, you innocent áššhølë, don’t be goin’ killin’ y’self, Y’stupid bášŧárd!

  28. I’m probably the only person in the world that hates the hype of LOTR and has not seen it. not my type of movie.

  32. As requested, I took the “What Starfleet Captain Are You?” quiz. The results were predictable.

    Mackenzie Calhoun- You are the wild man of
    Starfleet. You love outwitting oponents by
    doing the one thing they wouldn’t expect from a
    Starfleet ship… fighting dirty. Of course
    to get away with your craftiness, you only
    exist in books. Doesn’t matter, you’re much
    cooler than Archer. Some people say you’re a
    self righteous SOB. They might be right, but
    you don’t give a dámņ.

    Which Star Trek Captain are you?
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