Before some man put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the ram in the rama lama ding dong, the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, and the dip in the dip da dip da dip, was it only bah bah, a lama ding dong, shoo shoo, and da da? If so, what exactly inspired him? And was it possibly the same individual who wrote the book of love, let the dogs out, got some gangsta šhìŧ, and was in my room last night?
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[Webmaster’s note: Well, he had to do something after he retired from playing first base all these years… I mean, what was he supposed to do, get an accredited doctorate?]
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