Is Sarah Palin Responsible for the Arizona Shooting?

That’s the question being bandied about. Is it possible that Palin bears responsibility for the Arizona shooting spree?

No…of course not.

Our society is slow to embrace the concept of personal responsibility. We want to pass the buck, look for scapegoats and, when all else fails, sue. No one forced the scumbag to shoot anyone, and he’s the one to be held accountable, not Sarah Palin. Otherwise we’re on a slippery slope. Do we blame J.D. Salinger for the death of John Lennon because the douche bag who shot him claimed he was motivated by Catcher in the Rye?

That said…

What else did she expect?

Huckleberry Hounded

Big in the news lately is that a publisher called NewSouth Books is releasing a new edition of Huckleberry Finn with the racial epithets deleted. The rationale is that now the book won’t be banned or challenged and can therefore be taught in schools.

I suppose my short feeling on this change is, quick: What’s the name of the president of NewSouth Books? Or the editor in chief? Yeah, I don’t know either. Now: Who wrote Huckleberry Finn? His pen name and real name? Yeah, we all know that. So where does the former get to rewrite the latter?

My longer feelings on the matter are as follows:

The Future Social Event of the Nerd Season

It’s recently been announced that David Tennant is engaged to Georgia Moffett.

So let’s see if I’ve got this straight:

The Tenth Doctor is going to be marrying his own daughter who also happens to be the daughter of the Fifth Doctor and Trillian from the TV version of “Hitchhiker.”

Most meta engagement EV-er.

PAD

The Things We Do in the Interest of Karmic Payback

Caroline was dying to see “Yogi Bear.” I balked at taking her because it just held no interest for me, but then I realized that when I was the exact same age, my father was game enough to take me to see “Hey There, It’s Yogi Bear!”, which I haven’t seen since I was eight but am willing to guess did not represent the pinnacle of filmic achievement if one is an adult. So I figured, Ah well…it’s karmic payback. And I took her.

Long story short, if you’re eight years old, it’s incredibly engaging. Caroline was literally bouncing in her seat during the action sequences. The animation’s solid (indeed, Yogi and Boo Boo are more animated than most of the flesh and blood actors) and the 3-D effects are occasionally fun. Plus the nice thing about the 3-D glasses is that you can catnap here and there and, as long as you’re not snoring, the kid won’t notice. And, hey: in front of the main feature was a perfectly entertaining original computer generated Road Runner cartoon that featured the Coyote attempting to employ a newly acquired Segway in his endless pursuit of the high-speed bird, which goes about as well as you can imagine. I’m starting to think it may have actually been Caroline’s first real exposure to the Road Runner because she seemed rather bewildered by the core concept. “Why is he trying to catch him?” she asked. I explained, “Because he wants to eat him.” After about thirty seconds, she said, “That’s too much trouble. He should just go eat something else. This is silly.” If she’d been the daughter of a Warners executive fifty years ago, the series would never have gotten off storyboards.

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At This Time of Holiday Cheer

I think it helps to remember those of us less fortunate. Like this unfortunate guy, whose email showed up in my box six times in a row.

Happy christmas to you,how are you doing hope you fine and in perfect order.My names are James Morttey i am 16 yrs old and i am from DR Congo,i came to Ghana after the murder of my parents 2 mouths ago by hired assasin by someone i don’t know,before they got to him in the house he revealed to me that i should come to Ghana with the documents in a small box,if i get a trust worth foreign partner to help me make claim to the fund he deposited in an Escrow account in International Commercial Bank Ghana.The woman whom i am with now cannot read she is not correct and people around call her crazy woman,and she cannot help me in this matter,i am contacting you to help me as my foreign partner so i can get my life back,go to school and have a family that will care for me,i do know what to do that is why i am contacting you to assist me. Thank you.

Poor bášŧárd. Where’s my checkbook…?

PAD