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1) The announcement that the marriage of Superman and Lois Lane “never happened” as a result of the relaunch. Noooo, it’s not a reboot at all.

2) Every time you think Fox News can’t sink any lower into the realm of partisanship and inaccuracy, they surprise you. Fox News host Eric Bolling, on the Glenn Beck replacement show “The Five,” declared–in denying that George W. Bush was a relentless fear-monger–declared, “America was certainly safe between 2000 and 2008. I don’t remember any attacks on America soil during that period of time.” Best of all, no one else in the panel bothered to mention 9/11.

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I have a new limited series coming out from Marvel that’s a prequel to the Disney “John Carter” film. You can read an interview here.

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A section of the 405 in LA is being shut down for the weekend and the media is going bugnuts about it? Is that what we’ve come to?

Hey, LA–it’s the weekend. Stay home. How hard IS this?

If you have a job that’s on the weekend and you absolutely can’t take off, see if you can crash with a friend who’s within walking distance. You remember walking. Or maybe not. I once was in LA and walked from point A to point B, about two miles, and didn’t encounter a single other pedestrian.

Carmageddon. Christ. What’s next? Auto De Fe?

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Wait no longer. You can now purchase either the eBook version or the paperback through the same site.

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As I walked out in the Battle of Hogwarts
As I walked out into battle that night
With Death Eaters coming, all led by Lord Voldemort
A guy with no nose who was spoiling to fight.

Continue Reading ““The Battle of Hogwarts” (because I just love parodying “The Streets of Laredo”)” →

So a while back Jay Tea challenged me to include the phrase “earth-shattering ka-boom” into the Transformers novelization, and I agreed to take him up on it.

Continue Reading “So I DID Include It!” →

The Random House website Suvudu always selects a single story from F&SF to reprint. This time around they chose “Bronsky’s Dates With Death.” So you can check it out there.

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