Freak Out Friday – March 27, 2020

You know, it occurs to me that I need to spell out something to the right wing blowhards who are still howling about Obama and Hillary rather than face the facts of the President’s incessant failures when it comes to managing the Coronavirus.

When Trump was—well, not elected, but rather chosen by the Electoral college over the actual winner—I was rooting for him to succeed.  As opposed to, say, Mitch McConnell, who swore that his job was to make sure Obama would be a one-term president and spent eight years stonewalling dámņëd near everything that Obama wanted to accomplish.

Make no mistake:  I was certain Trump wouldn’t succeed.  I opened up betting on my website asking people to guess how long he’d last in office; few opined that he’d make it through all four years.  Meanwhile his supporters swore, without evidence, that he would grow into the office.  That his racist effrontery, his relentless insults, would dissipate.  That the responsibility of the position would elevate him, rather than that he would lower it.  They were sure of it.  I was not.

But I was hoping they were right.

Because I still remember 9/11.  Not in the current abstract, “let’s list all the people who died” manner, but from when it was actually happening.  Back when my panicked next door neighbor asked me, as the towers were smoking, whether we should send our kids to school or would the terrorists attack that building next?  Absurd, I know, but that’s what fear does to you.  It makes the ridiculous seem plausible.

At that time, we looked to our leaders to calm us down.  To provide guidance.  To tell us that everything was going to be okay.  To tell us what to do next.

Initially, George W. rose to that challenge.  His approvals skyrocketed because in times of crisis, there is an impulse to rally around the flag and support whoever is in charge.  And Bush did okay…until he then used that approval to guide us into decades of warfare in order to maintain that approval and not be a one-term president, repeating the “mistakes” of his father.  But at least he started off strong. 

I wanted Trump to rise to the occasion.  I wanted him to become the man his supporters swore he could be, because ultimately we are all in this together.  Despite the howls to the contrary from the right who claim that anyone with opposing opinions is a traitor who despises America, I love this country and what it stands for.  I want it to succeed, and a lot of how well it does rests on the shoulders of the man in the Oval Office.  I was certain he would fail, but very much wanted to be proven wrong.  

Unfortunately, the coronavirus has proven beyond all question that I was absolutely right.  

Bereft of his beloved mob gatherings, Trump has instead been holding press…I dunno, “briefings” doesn’t seem the right word.  “Praisings” seems more accurate.  Contradicting or ignoring the words of medical experts who have spent their lives studying and fighting pandemics, Trump has used these praisings as platforms to talk about the most important subject of all:  himself.  New York needs respirators?  Screw that:  do you know how much money the poor fellow is not making as president?  “It cost me billions of dollars to become president” says the man who has charged taxpayers millions upon millions to support him during his countless golf trips.  While medical expert Anthony Fauci vanishes into the woodwork, Trump stands there and asserts that the country will be up and running by Easter.  This despite the fact that the experts assert such a thing would be calamitous.  Trump still insists on likening the pandemic to the flu.  People die from the flu and we don’t shut down the country, he points out.

That’s correct.  That’s for two reasons.  First, the flu has a fatal rate of .1 percent while the coronavirus is anywhere from three to four percent.  Second, the flu doesn’t overload hospitals.  When you have to convert the massive Javits Center to a hospital, just to handle sick patients for whom there’s no room in the existing facilities, something is seriously out of whack.

And yet we are now seeing, on a daily basis, indisputable proof that Trump is completely and utterly bereft of empathy.  This is one of the classic definitions of narcissism that put it far beyond the simple fault of being an egomaniac.  Hëll, to some degree, I’m an egomaniac:  most writers are.  We believe that what we have to say is so important that it should be distributed to as many people as possible with our names attached, ideally in large letters at the top.  If you’re a writer and not an egomaniac, you’re in the wrong profession.

But I care about my wife, my children and grandchildren, my siblings, my friends and family.  I care about what happens to them, and typically will put their concerns above my own.  

A narcissist doesn’t do that.  He is incapable of it.  He cares only about himself, how others can serve him, and how he can use them until they are no longer of any use, at which point he can discard them and move on. 

That’s Trump.  At a time when we need someone who desperately cares about others, who values life above all other considerations, who wants only the best for everyone, we have a strutting narcissist who takes the time to point out the sacrifices he’s made in order to stand up there and promote himself and his brand.  He doesn’t care about the wife that he cheated on with a pørņ star.  He doesn’t care about the national health.  He cares only about the stock market and the economy, and that’s because he figures he needs it to be strong in order to be reelected.  So by all means, have everything be back to normal by Easter so that he can boast he managed to beat the coronavirus, restore the economy, and be the hero.

Do not let yourself be fooled as his supporters have been.

PAD

Freak Out Friday – March 13, 2020

WHAT’S IN A NICKNAME?

By Peter David

What’s in a nickname?

Presidential eras are oftentimes defined by their nicknames.

Probably the most memorable one, off the top of my head, is that of John F. Kennedy.  After JFK was assassinated, his widow, Jackie Kennedy, commented in a Life magazine interview that he was particularly enamored of the then-current Broadway musical, “Camelot.”  Considering it was about a failed kingship that sank under the weight of a sex scandal, it was a rather odd comparison to make.  But it was the early sixties, the country was in mourning, and what the hëll, it was Richard Burton and Julie Andrews, so one kind of has to let it slide.

Richard Nixon was routinely referred to as Tricky Ðìçk, which was not exactly flattering.  Ronald Reagan’s reign was the years of the Gipper, a character that we were encouraged to win one for in “Knute Rockne, All American.”  Harry S. Truman was widely regarded as “Give ‘em Hëll Harry.”  Nicknames, as stated, define a presidency.  They tell you what it was about, how the president was regarded, what was expected of him.

But we don’t really have a consistent nickname for Donald Trump yet.  Yes, some refer to him as Teflon Don, but that was really the nickname for John Gotti.  It would certainly seem to apply considering the vast number of charges that just slide off him, but it just doesn’t seem right to tag him with someone else’s nickname.  Many call him Cadet Bonespurs to celebrate his specious excuse for avoiding the Vietnam draft.  You remember the Vietnam war:  the conflict that military men who risked their lives to serve in and were subsequently dismissed by Trump as being infants and cry babies.  Yet the bonespurs business occurred decades before the Electoral College placed him in the Oval Office (I find it easier to say that then “he was elected.”)

No, I think we need something that is more appropriate to his tenure, something that relates directly to his opinions and his methodology.  And his current conduct regarding the Coronavirus pretty much, I think, seals the deal.

I believe we should refer to Trump’s years in the White House as the Hoax Presidency.

It makes eminent sense.  Trump, during his patchy speech from the Oval Office on Wednesday, the reaction to which was best summarized by the man himself—“Ooookay”—claimed that partisan interests need to be put aside.  Yet barely a week ago he was claiming that the Democratic reaction to it, and their concerns that he was botching the handling of it which most experts agree he definitely was, was a hoax.  (This was a theory popularized  has currently seized by Rush Limbaugh, the man who singlehandedly devalued the Presidential Medal of Honor through the act of receiving it).  Up until now, all the serious work in trying to contain the coronavirus has been handled at the state level, while Joe Biden makes the kind of speech that we’d want to see a president making.  Meanwhile Trump was resisting declaring a national emergency because it ran counter to his dismissive attitude that the virus was merely a temporary thing, being amplified by the evil media and distorted by the Democrats.  Today, finally, he did indeed declare a national emergency, opening up funds to be used by the states in their efforts to combat it (although I assume that states which included sanctuary cities will be lowest on the list of priorities.  At least Trump has given up on the nonsense that  when the temperatures increase in the spring, because viruses die in warm temperatures.  Which is true:  temperatures in excess of 250 degrees Fahrenheit.  So when April rolls around, if  temperatures increase by two hundred degrees, yes, the virus will die.  Of course, so will humanity, but everything has a price.  Meanwhile Tom Hanks and his wife, Rita Wilson, can attest to the fact that it’s nonsense since they are currently down with the disease in Australia where they’re already enjoying spring weather.  And it’s lucky Hanks and Wilson were there, because if they were in the US there’s every chance they wouldn’t have had access to a test and could be infecting Hollywood right now.

Then again, according to Trump, climate change is also a hoax.  A Chinese hoax.  So that would be two Chinese hoaxes in three years.  Perhaps hoaxes are their new biggest export.

And the impeachment was also a hoax.  That’s one of his favorites:  the impeachment, which proved indisputably that Trump did exactly what he was accused of, was a hoax.  And the Robert Mueller report, which resulted in the indictment of thirty-four individuals and guilty verdicts or pleas from eight people, including five Trump associates, was a hoax.  And all the negative coverage by fake media outlets such as The Washington Post, The New York Times and CNN, all hoaxes.

Let’s face it, if P.T. Barnum were still alive, he would be standing there and applauding in admiration at the vast array of hoaxes that Trump has been able to spot from his Fox & Friends bubble in the White House.  Of course, when Fox was trashing Barack Obama over the spread of Ebola, Trump had no dispute about that.  But when the press reports that the Democrats want to spend more money on combating the Coronavirus than Trump was asking for, and comment about how his budget desires to slash funding for the CDC, why, that’s all a hoax.  The press can’t be trusted.  The Democrats can’t be trusted.  Only Trump, who has lied by one count over sixteen thousand times in the past three years, can be trusted.

It’s really kind of a shame, because the Coronavirus is actually Trump’s chance to prove that he cares about something other than his reelection.  He could have reached across the aisle, said that people’s lives matter more than anything, taken the lead, stepped up, and tried to get the job done.

Instead he dismisses it and yells hoax.  

I’ve heard people say that if they ever get the Coronavirus, they won’t go to a hospital.  Instead they will attend as many Trump rallies as they can.  To spread the hoax virus Trumpies and perhaps even ideally to the man himself.  That’s where Trump’s incessant cries of “hoax” have gotten us.

So I think we should permanently associate the word “hoax” with Trump’s presidency so that when future generations look back on what the hëll has been going on in this country and say, “What was that Trump presidency all about?” we can smile and just say, “It was all a hoax.”

PAD

Freak Out Friday – March 5, 2020

FREAK OUT FRIDAY – March 5, 2020

So now it’s Obama’s fault.

That is the latest claim from Trump and his team of sycophants, toadies and bootlickers.  The reason that the United States has fallen behind in the race to be able to test for the Coronavirus (or, as Trump refers to it, the Caronavirus) is because of a rule implemented during the Obama administration.  This reputed rule declares that any tests developed had to be approved by the FDA, and that process slowed the entire thing to a crawl.

What rule would that be?

No clue.

Subsequent authorities on the subject have said they have no idea what Trump was talking about or where he had gotten his information.  The obvious response is that he pulled it out of the same place whence he derived his information that windmills cause cancer or that the Coronavirus will vanish in spring, even though it’s doing just fine in Australia where the weather is already much warmer.  He would claim that it was from his gut.  That he has a hunch, just as he has a hunch that the death statistics of 3.2 percent from the World Health Organization are wrong and that it’s more around one percent.  But I’m reasonably sure that he in fact pulled it from his ášš.

It makes sense, because one of his lead ášš-kìššërš, Pence, indeed claimed several days later that he has rescinded the non-existent order.  How do you makes something that never existed in the first place go away?  

Meanwhile he continues to lampoon Elizabeth Warren, a woman who as a politician is worth a hundred Trumps.  He keeps referring to her as “Pocahantas,” accusing her of lying about having native American blood in her history.  You know what?  Someone who has lied over sixteen thousand times in three years doesn’t get to accuse someone else of being untruthful.

Indeed, his talent for falsehoods were on full display Thursday when he did a townhall meeting on Fox.  He claimed Hunter Biden had no job before winding up on the Ukraine board (he was a working lawyer), that Obama repeatedly tried to call Kim Jong un and was rebuffed (he never called him), that incoming presidents were typically not left any court vacancies upon taking office (Obama came in to 53, Bush had 80, Clinton had 103), and asserted that he was protecting coverage of pre-existing conditions (he has backed a number of bills that would weaken it and supports a government lawsuit determined to obliterate the entirety of Obamacare without offering any means of replacing it.). He also asserted that funding for social security, Medicare and other entitlement programs were not remotely protected, but were instead up for review and potential slicing. 

Because that’s what he does.  If you’re poor or elderly or sick or helpless, do not look for any support from Trump, because he backs winners and rich people.  His whole family is like that, which is why it’s amusing that the father of corrupt, greedy and pernicious offspring has the nerve to keep assailing Hunter Biden as if Biden is anywhere in the range of his own childrens’ activities.  

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, the U.S. signed an ostensible peace accord with the Taliban that guarantees we will withdrew our troops within a year and a half.  The result is exactly what any reasoning person could have expected:  the Taliban has resumed attacks on the Afghani army.  The Taliban is doubtlessly anticipating that Trump will throw our Afghan allies under the bus, just as we did with the Kurds.  Indeed, just as Trump does with anyone when they have worn out their immediate use.

Indeed, just the other day he was asked if he would consider throwing Mike Pence off the ticket and replace him with Nikki Haley.  His response was that doing such a thing would be an act of great “disloyalty.”  Okay, yeah.  And?  I mean, Trump’s entire definition goes exactly one way:  he expect loyalty from others.  That is his first and oftentimes only requirement when filling positions.  If you’re loyal to him, you’re in; if you’re not, you’re disposable.  Many suspect that that was the main reason he put Pence in charge of the Coronavirus.  It’s a win/win for him.  Either the virus will be abated and Trump can then claim credit for having put Pence in the position to do it.  Or if it continues unconstrained and the body count piles up, Trump can state that obviously Pence didn’t get the job done and he should never have trusted him, and it would probably be wise to bring in someone else.  

God, let’s hope Biden or Bernie can get rid of him in September.

PAD