Fantabaires convention, part 1

digresssmlOriginally published December 3, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1359

November 4-5: Fantabaires is a convention that’s been held for the past several years in beautiful Buenos Aires in Argentina. The convention has generally run for about five days and drawn around 40,000 people. This year it’s scheduled for a mammoth ten day run, and the organizers are hoping to draw somewhere in the neighborhood of 75,000 people. The convention has offered to bring down Kathleen and me, and although a two-week absence from home is out of the question, I agree to come down for five days.

Just finished “Artful”

Just wrapped up a second and final pass on “Artful” for Amazon Books. Scheduled to come out June 24, 2014, it’s the previously untold story of the Artful Dodger, hunter of vampyres and other nasty things. I’m very pleased with the way it came out and hope you’ll all be buying it.

PAD

Body Dimorphism, part 2

digresssmlOriginally published November 26, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1358

We were talking last week about the subject of body dimorphism. (At least I was. I dunno, you may have been talking about something else entirely. It’s a free country. Talk about whatever you wish, and smoke ’em if you got ’em. Not that that should be taken as an endorsement of tobacco products. Good heavens, one has to watch oneself in the era of political correctness, doesn’t one?)

Body Dimorphism, part 1

digresssmlOriginally published November 19, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1357

“Ve gonna pump (whap!) you up!”

–Hans and Franz

 There are so many things in the world that females have had to lag behind males in achieving. Males had more privileges in voting, in job choice… you name it, and men have generally had the edge.

But there’s one thing that modern young ladies have had the edge on for quite some time, and that only in recent years are young guys starting to catch up. And that, kids, is body dimorphism.

A Sensation at the Brooklyn Museum

digresssmlOriginally published November 12, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1356

We know what offends us, don’t we.

We know what public dollars should be made to support, don’t we.

I mean, it’s all so easy. We don’t know art, but we know what we like. And as comic book fans, we all know the importance and impact that artwork can and does have on the world of comic book literature. Oh, and it occasionally has impact on the real world as well.

I’ve spoken a number of times of censorship of comic books, and how we must be ever vigilant in making sure that Those Who Are Protecting Us From Ourselves are thwarted in their attempts to perform their self-appointed work. That we must beware those who support the concept of the First Amendment right up to the point where something is expressed that they find personally upsetting… not realizing that is precisely the type of speech or expression that much be protected the most assiduously.

I Hate Being Cold All the Time

One of the side effects of the stroke is that it’s apparently destroyed my body’s ability to regulate temperature. I used to be something of a polar bear. Cold never bothered me. Now I get so cold so easily that if I’m sucking on an ice cube, I start getting the shivers.

Yesterday my inability to handle cold meant I couldn’t go to a parade that Kathleen and Caroline were marching in as part of Caroline’s girl scout troop. I drove them over to it and just the act of getting into and out of the car in the 30-ish degree weather was enough to reduce me to chills. So the prospect of standing outside for the duration of a parade simply wasn’t possible.

I hate my body.

PAD

Comic Book Relaunches

digresssmlOriginally published November 5, 1999, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1355

I had been planning to write about the exhibit currently under fire at the Brooklyn Museum of New York. However I realized I really shouldn’t do so until I’ve had the chance to see it myself, which I’ll be doing this weekend. So instead I’ll tap into the CBG topic for this week which is, so I’m told, relaunches.