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As I walked out in the Battle of Hogwarts
As I walked out into battle that night
With Death Eaters coming, all led by Lord Voldemort
A guy with no nose who was spoiling to fight.
Continue Reading ““The Battle of Hogwarts” (because I just love parodying “The Streets of Laredo”)”
Originally published August 4, 1995, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1133
The streets of Mega-City One are ablaze with a citizen riot. The repressed lower class rails against a society where law and order no longer serves and protects, but oppresses and strangles.
Two peace officers—”Judges” by name and trade—are pinned down by overhead fire. They call for back-up as, high above, tattooed and snarling miscreants take aim with souped-up bazookas and shoot off more rounds.
And then the “back-up” arrives, in the form of a black-clad, helmeted engine of authority, astride chopper that makes the Batcycle look like a Big Wheel. He steps off the vehicle, surveys the situation. A microphone snaps into place and he bellows four words destined to go down in both movie and comics history:
“I am—duh law!”
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