Lousy reviews for “Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark.” Show is doomed.

Well, that’s that. Once again “Spider-Man” makes front page headlines, this time for getting lousy reviews. Because whenever a show gets lousy reviews, naturally that’s front page news.

Particularly cited are the scathing comments from Ben Brantley of the New York Times. This, of course, spells the end. Nothing can possibly survive being shredded like that.