Originally published October 7, 1994, in Comics Buyer’s Guide #1090
Thanks to the shortened work weeks because of (a) Labor Day and (b) the Jewish High Holy Days, I find myself reaaaaaaaaaaaaal short of time this week. So I’m dipping into the official Filler Column file, and giving you Eman R. Torre’s submission to Mystery Sandman Theater 3000; not exactly what I was looking for when I first suggested the idea, but a truly horrific idea in its own right.
(Peter David, writer of stuff, can be written to c/o Second Age Inc., P.O. Box 239, Bayport, N.Y. 11705.)
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Oh, i don’t know. You have at least a little experience with musicals, and with you writing it, I know that the lyrics will be good. Will I go see it? Maybe if it was playing in the Paris area.
PAD, utterly off topic, but VW’s released a “bonus reel” from the Little Darth Vader ad:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM3s37fZZts&feature=player_embedded
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J.
1994? Has it been that long?
How time flies!
… I’d watch it. And I bet you wouldn’t have it open on the Ides of March.