An Open Request to the Producers of the Les Grossman Movie

Gentlemen: Today you announced that there’s going to be a movie focusing on Les Grossman, the abusive, abrasive producer brilliantly played by Tom Cruise in “Tropic Thunder” (not to mention on the MTV Movie Awards.)

Four words: I am so there.

So here’s the open request: Find a way to work in a confrontation between Les Grossman and Ari Gold from “Entourage.” Jeremy Piven’s superagent squaring off against Cruise’s demented producer would be the show business showdown of a lifetime.

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If I only had the money

Check out this business card, autographed by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in which he’s apparently telling someone that “The Valley of Fear” is going to be the final outing for Sherlock Holmes, which of course it was not. I’ll bet it goes for way more than the projected $8000-$12,000. This is one of those moments where I wish I had a ton of disposable cash.

Sir Arthur’s Calling Card