The worst gig in the world for someone doing their civic duty:
Juror on a case where the defense attorney is Perry Mason.
Why? Because you’re wasting your time. The case is never going to get to the jury since some áššhølë always breaks down and confesses to the crime. So if you’re sitting on the jury and you find out Perry Mason is defending the guy, you’re thinking, “Man, this is gonna be a week of my life I’ll never get back. This is going to end with a sobbing confession on the witness stand and the judge thanking us for our service and sending us home. I should have just burned the dámņëd jury summons.”
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