Smart Move By Sarah Palin

She’s announced that she’s resigning as governor. That was actually pretty bright. It’s obvious that she’s planning to run for President in 2012. And we already know all the stupid stuff she’s done so far. By stepping down from office, it means that she is eliminating the possibility of doing even more stupid stuff that could be used against her in a campaign.

Of course, it makes one wonder if there’s some scandal brewing that she’s trying to avoid by stepping down, but that’s merely speculation.

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POTATO MOON, Part 65 by Theno Drin

The bright glow from the mystic Onion Ring shone brightly in the room. Vlad cried his protests as Bela faded from everybody’s sight. Fig attempted to shield his eyes as Woeisme dashed forward to try and join her increasingly translucent mother.

“What have you done?” hissed Jakob as he hefted the Impeeler to eye level. He demanded that the spud tell him what happened to Bela.

Vlad clawed at Jakob’s hands demanding to be released. “Release me,” he demanded, “and I will tell you all I know.”