POTATO MOON, Part 49 by Peregrine

potato_moonAlesse sprang from the couch for the second time in as many paragraphs, clutching her head and blinking back crystal tears by sheer force of stubborn will. That had been a particularly awful anddisjointed image of the future just now. Feathery tendrils of her hair whispered away from delicate, pale fingers as she raised her head and snapped, “Woeisme!”

“Yes, Aunt Alesse?” Woeisme asked in a voice of angelic rhapsody.

“Are you pregnant?” came Alesse’s demand.

“I..WHAT?!” Woeisme spluttered, pale pink blush rose like sunlight upon her alabaster skin, “NO!”

“Good!” snapped Alesse, “And don’t sleep with your brother.” A heavy pause broken by the choking sound of Woisme’s indignation came to a conclusion with Alesse’s final word on the subject, “Ever!”

POTATO MOON, Part 48 by Jennifer Williams

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A/N: What?  It’s a fanfic parody.  I can write an author’s note if I want to!
OC characters in this chapter.  No lemons, only potatoes.  (duh!)  Please no flames!

Meanwhile back at Sullen Manor…

Woeisme wandered the hallways looking at the family photos mounted on the walls.  Fortunately Alesse had seen the forthcoming destruction to their home in one of her ‘subject to change’ visions and had a crew standing by for repairs so that now nary a hair was out of place in Sullen Manor, not even Edwood’s music collection or years and years worth of sparkling emo vampire diaries.  Edwood had LOTS and LOTS of music as Bela had so astutely observed once upon a time and to disturb it would cause him an exceeding amount of consternation.