Lousy Week for Davids

This week we lost both David Eddings and David Carradine. One to natural causes and one…less so. Tragic losses in both cases. Carradine in particular, reportedly having hung himself just as he was about to start a new film.

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POTATO MOON, Part 47: “Curses” by Doc Whoopee

potato_moonBela lay still on the floor long enough to give fans a raging thread to post about in blogs and forums about death and assault on THEIR character.  Suddenly, she sat up as if her dramatic gasp for air had pulled her upright. The twine that bound her fell away.

Captain Jacque had manfully, skillfully, over-the-top, super-slow-motion, Matrix, Wanted, make-a-real-weapon-expert-pull-their-hair-out-from-the-improbability-of-it ….shot the bindings apart from Bela without leaving so much as a scratch on her.

The One True Potato and Captain Jacque separated suddenly. The kiss had provided an easy distraction for Bela to sneak to the entrance of the tree house to escape. As she opened the door to slip out she heard the Captain reveal what the kiss had provided him.

“You’re not Stephen Colbert!” shouted Captain Jacque.