On an episode of “West Wing,” John deLancie played a manipulative pollster who was happy to sacrifice all sense of morality in order to win an election. And Tobey said to him, “I finally figured out who you are.” deLancie’s character said, “He’s going to say ‘Satan.'” And Tobey said, “No. You’re the guy who runs into the 7-11 to buy Satan a pack of cigarettes.”
Satan’s real life cigarette buyer, Karl Rove, has announced that he’ll be scampering off the sinking ship of the Bush administration come the end of August. The speculation is that he’ll be writing a book.
Thoughts as to an appropriate title?
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You know how you can tell Rove is evil? Because he looks just like the glasses wearing nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
I love this list… but my thought: give Rove (who after all is so telegenic) his own soap opera/drama:
“As the Turd Blossoms”
It could run for years (much to our chagrin).
Pilot: Cowboy Boots and Charisma
Season 1: The Texas Campaign Trail of Tears
Season 2: Governation
Season 3: Goring the Voters
Season 4: Presidenting is Hardcore
Season 5: Boat Swiftly and Kerry a Big Stick
Direct-to-DVD Election Day Special: Live Free or DieBolder (caution: not for distribution in Ohio)
Season 6: Iraq and a Hard Place
Season 7: That’s a Rap
Alas, I think this jumped the shark during the pilot.
One more thing: Meant to mention– Peter, I was a big DC and independent black-and-white comics reader years and years ago, but the one thing I liked from Marvel, back when, was the “Grey Hulk”. Fun stuff.
Sociopathic Tendencies are Good For Democracy!
How I Got a Complete Moron in the White House.
War: The Sure-Fire Re-election Strategy.
I rigged elections, help sell a disastrous war, leaked classified intelligence, slandered countless people, and you still can’t touch me!
Slandering Your Opponents for Dummies.
Inside the beltway, little bunnies stick their noses out, unsure if it is finally safe. Virgins hear rumors that years of sacrificial offerings to the Dark God Rupert the Fox have ended. SING HOSANNAHS!!! The Architect of Evil, the Baron of B%$#SH&T, the Duke of Deception is no more!!!
Book titles:
How to Buy Friends and Influence Elections.
Bull Turds,or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Avoid the Truth.
Personal Integrity:How to Fake It.
Did I forget “Selling Democracy by the Pound, or The Count of Monte Crapto”?
When has Rove ever tried to fake having integrity?
Satan’s %@^%# Sodomy Baby
“On an episode of “West Wing,” John deLancie played a manipulative pollster who was happy to sacrifice all sense of morality in order to win an election.”
Was he playing Ðìçk Morris or Jim Carville? My guess is Carville.
Karl Rove: The Hand Up Bush’s Úš.
Fisting Greatness
“For God and Country”
Collectively, we’re obviously pretty stupid to have this bunch in power. He probably figures we’ll really eat up a title like this.