Over on “aintitcoolnews.com,” a review was posted of my novelization of “Spider-Man 3.” And among the comments that ensued was this howler from an individual billing himself as “HumanEnhancement”, which I present without comment…because I’m sure you guys will have a field day:
“Peter David…royally screwed up those “Star Trek” novels he wrote, much like his wife Diane Duane.”
PAD
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I heard Peter changed his name from Peter Davidian to evade ATF and Comic Code Authority surveillance.
I think we’re all missing the point here: Bigamy is freakin’ awesome. Or a headache. I forget which.
Now, now – If Peter were a Mormon, his daughters would be married by now. Perhaps it’s Merman…
It’s rumored Peter does a killer “Everything’s Coming Up Joe Smith” on Mormon karaoke-night.
Wow, You’re a Mormon? Do you plan on running for president now? 🙂
To be seriouis, Aint It Cool News is, well, cool, but the fanbase sometimes be at the bottom of the gene pool (and I love Diane Duane’s Trek work, my favorite being “The Wounded Sky”).
This is just plain silly.
“We are all Kosh.”
That made me laugh out loud.
This is just plain silly.
Quite agree, quite agree. Silly, silly, silly.
We GROK Peter David! We GROK Spidey… Long live the King of Film Novelization…
As for the “Enhancement” — Let those who love us , love us; let those who do not love us write stupid stuff about us, so that those who do love us can laugh ridiculously at them while we point at their tiny genitalia…..
I like Diane Carey — she’s impressively prolific and consistently readable, if nothing special. There are far worse things to be. You don’t know what a Mary Sue really is until you read J. M. Dillard’s The Lost Years.
– Z
Perhaps it’s Merman…
PAD is married to Ethel Merman, too? Wow– man knows how to get around!